Uh... Yume-Kagami dared Kaito to be a Magic Kitty like Len was. And be a full shotacon.
(Human world, makes more sense.)
Fluffy: I don't even know what a shotacon is.
Len: Well, it's very complicated and stuff...
Rin: Coming from the Shota.
Len: Basically, just make him a shota.
Fluffy: Oh, okay.
Kaito: What are you all talking about?
Fluffy: Uh, er, duh...
Len: Nothing.
Kaito: Okay...
Rin: You guys are super suspicious and stuff.
Len: I'm not good at lying to Kaito!
Fluffy: I'm not good at lying at all.
Rin: Okay, so... How will we do this?
Fluffy: Uh, just... Make Kaito a NukoKitty.
Rin: Okay. *gets an orange* Let's do this.
~The next day~
Kaito: Meow.
Meiko: OH, WHAT THE FUCK.
Luka: Ah, another Kitty.
Meiko: WHY KAITO.
Luka: Beats me, a cat is just someone else who's gonna eat my tuna.
Meiko: WE NEED TO FIX THIS!
Kaito: Meow.
Meiko: ...
Rin: So, did it work?!
Len: Yeah, it did. *throws yarn*
Kaito: Meow. *plays with the yarn*
Fluffy: Ah... At least this isn't like Len.
Len: What do you mean.
Fluffy: Meiko. You alright?
Meiko: C-Can we... Uh... Keep him like this for a bit?
Fluffy: Why...
Meiko: Just eh... Please.
Kaito: Meow.
Rin: He so short. Like Len.
Len: Shut up.
Luka: Why would you want Kaito like this, Meiko?
Meiko: Please.
Miku: What's with the Kaito cat?
Kaito: Meow.
Fluffy: Well, it seems Meiko wants to keep Kaito like this. So...
Miku: Oh no. We are not having any more cats here!
Meiko: Miku pleassssseeeeeeeeee.
Miku: Meiko noooooooooooooooo.
And this started the longest argument in history. Kaito eventually stopped being a cat after an hour. And Meiko cried.
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