If Makoto had balls

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Sayaka: Can I sleep in your room? I'm scared.

Makoto: Ok sure, I guess there's some room.

Sayaka: Ok, you can sleep in my room then-

Makoto: Now hold the fuck up.

Sayaka: What?

Makoto: Nah bitch, you gonna try to steal my room? Hell nah. You either sleeping with me, or going back alone. I'm not playing these games!

Sayaka:..... When did you become so.... assertive? It's kinda...... attractive.

Makoto: Mmhmm. Now get in the bed with me.

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Y/N: Why are we wasting our time with these friendship lies? This is a game of suspicion.

Makoto:.... Y/N shut your dumbass up.

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Byakuya: I'm the heir of the Togami family, of course I'm superior than you peasents.

Makoto:.... Dude.... Shut up.

Byakuya: What did you just say to me?

Makoto: Oh I'm sorry, what I meant was SHUT YOUR EIFFEL TOWER LEGASS UP!

Byakuya: Excuse me?! Do you know who I am!?

Makoto: Yes I do. You're Byakuya Togami, the ultimate "I don't ever shut up about my family" rich boy. Yes, your family is rich, yes you're better than us, WHO THE FUCK CARES!? You have the same chance of dying as the rest of us! And no one even asked about your family. And why your family? It's always Togami family this, Togami family that, ok, what did you do?!

Byakuya: Well I-

Makoto: Because you sound like you get carried by someone else! In the trials, you and Kyoko always know the answer but make me say it. Or maybe you guys don't actually know. 

Byakuya: I do know-

Makoto: THEN SAY IT! Because you 2 make it look like I know everything! You know what? Fuck both of yall, if you guys kill someone, I'm exposing you! Now get the fuck out before I snap your legs like a twig!

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