Lemon
Celeste: You pathetic D-rank. Away with you.
Chihiro: B-But Celeste-
Celeste: Be gone, weakling.
Chihiro: *sniff*
Chihiro walked away.
Y/n: COME ON! COME ON! YES! YES! GIVE IT TO ME! BITCH! YES! YES! GET LOW! GET LOW!
Y/n was watching a race between 2 raindrops. The one he bet on going down first won.
Y/n: LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Chihiro: Y/n?
Y/n: Hm? Oh hey Chihiro. Wanna bet on 2 raindrops racing with me?
Chihiro: N-No thank you.
Y/n: What's wrong?
Chihiro: *sniff* C-Celeste called me a D-rank...and a pathetic welch. I really am pathetic, am I? ....y/n?
Y/n is walking away holding a survival knife.
Y/n: Looks like a body will be discovered.
Chihiro jumped on Y/n.
Chihiro: Y-Y/n No! Murder is wrong!
Y/n: Fine...wait what's that on me?
Chihiro: U-Uh! It's nothing!
Chihiro jumped down quickly and a noise was made.
PLAP
Y/n: Chihro...are you a boy?
Chihro:....I-I'm sorry for hiding this Y/n...
y/n: No this is perfect!
Chihiro: Huh?
Y/n: Now you can both stand up to Celeste AND put her in her place.
Chihiro: What are you saying?
Y/n: Come with me, my precious friend.
At the sauna.
Y/n: Now then....strip.
Chihro: Wh-Wh-What!?
Y/n: Strip.
Chihiro: Wh-why?
Y/n: In order to make sure this works, I need to see it.
Chihiro: A-Are you sure? You're not trying to do dirty stuff with me?
Y/n: If I wanted to do that, this conversation wouldn't be happening.
Chihiro: O-Ok. S-Sorry for doubting you!
Chihiro pulled down his skirt.
y/n:....Wow. You were hiding that under your skirt?
Chihiro: Is it bad?
Y/n: No it's perfect. This is bigger than I expected! Now the plan can commence!
Chihiro: Plan?
Y/n: Just follow my lead.
Timeskip
Celeste: Oh, Y/n is it? what do you want?
Y/n: Me and my friend Chihiro wants to challenge you to a game of strip poker.
Celeste: Really?
Y/n: Yes.
Chihiro: O-Oh...y-yes.
Celeste: Normally I'd decline but I'd never pass up a chance to humiliate a D-rank. Challenge accepted. Follow me.
Y/n: This is going great Chihiro.
Chihiro: Are you sure we should be doing this?
Y/n: If we don't teach her a lesson, it will never stop. Also she owes me 5 bucks.
Chihiro: O-Ok...
Timeskip
Celeste: Looks like you lose Chihiro, go ahead and be ready to suffer humiliation.
Chihiro: (I hope you're ready to eat those words.)
Chihiro pulled down his skirt and revealed a big fucking dick.
Celeste: Oh my... This is unexpected. How have you been hiding this?
Chihiro: Um...don't ask.
Celeste: Well....not only are you a boy, but you appear to be a man.
Chihiro: U-Um...Celeste...there's something I wanna say...
Celeste: What is it?
Timeskip
Celeste: Ah~ Ah~ What do you think you're doing!?
Chihiro: Y-You've been pushing me around for too long! N-Now I'm gonna teach you a lesson for bullying me!
Celeste: If you don't get that nasty thing out of me right now, I will- Oh! Right there!
Chihiro: Ah! T-Take it Celeste! Am I doing good Y/n?
Y/n was recording this.
Y/n: You're doing buddy! Just keep being you! (This is so going in public.)
Celeste: O-O-Ok! I submit! I'm sorry for being mean to you! I'm sorry for calling you a D-rank! Please just finish in me!
Chihiro: Get ready Celeste! I'm not the weakling you thought I am!
Celeste: C! B! A! A+! S-rank! PUT ME IN MY PLACE, S-RANK!
SPLURT
Y/n looted 5 dollars from Celeste while she was laying down.
Y/n: Nice. Now what do you say, Celeste.
Celeste: Th-Thank you, Chihiro.
Chihiro: I'm glad you learned your lesson.
