Makoto: Wow, My first day of Hope's peak academy. I can't believe I got in as an Ultimate Lucky student. I hope I didn't forget my lunch Mom packed me.
Makoto checked into his bag and found some scrambled eggs.
Makoto: Mother, why must you hurt me this way.
In classroom
Snake: Hey what'ssssssssssss up Naeggi?
Makoto: Hey Maizono. nothing much. This seems like a nice class. Hey what's your name?
Byakuya: Shut up you filthy idol killer, you don't have permission to talk to the esteemed Byakuya Togami.
Makoto: Ok Sorry.
Toko: Let me clean your foot with my mouth, master.
Byakuya: Never talk to me again you stinky dumpster trash can smelling ass hoe bitch.
Toko: More Daddy.
Byakuya: Wtf.
Makoto: Hey, I'm Makoto, What's your name?
Leon: AHOAHOAHOAHOAHOAHOAHOAHOAHOAHOAHOAHOAHOAHO!( Leon Kuwata, Nice to meet you.)
Makoto: Mice to meet you too.
Leon: AHOAHOAHOAHOAHOAHOAHOAHOAHOAHOAHOAHOAHOAHOAHOAHOAHOAHOAHOAHO! (This is Yasuhiro Hagakure.)
Weed man: Ey, what's up man? You may call me Weed Seed.
Makoto: Ok
Weed Man: Wanna hit?
Makoto: No thanks.
Weed Seed: Your funeral.
Hifumi: OoOoOoOo. Big tiddy goth gf. What's your name?
Definetly Celeste: It's celestia ludenburg.
Hifumi: I'm gonna call you-
Celeste: Celestia ludenburg.
Simp: But I have a cute nicknam-
Celeste: CELESTIALUDENBURG GODDAMMIT!
Simp: Eeeee.
Eggboi: Nice to meet you Celeste.
Celeste: Wanna play poker?
Eggboi: No thanks.
Mondo: YOU THINK YOU'RE HOT SHIT WITH YOUR BIG ASS EYEBROWS?
Taka: I KNOW I'M BETTER THAN YOU AND YOUR SKINNY ASS TRIANGLE HEAD!
Chihro: G-Guys calm down.
Mondo: Don't worry Cheerio. We're just being bros.
Taka: Nothing better than a brosome.
Both: BRO FIST!
Makoto: Hey what's your name?
Kyoko: Kyoko Kirigiri, and your sister name must be Komaru.
Makoto: Wait what?
Kyoko: My suspicions are correct yet again.
Aoi: Donuts.
Makoto: Hey. What's your name?
Aoi: Donuts!
Makoto: Huh?
Broly: Excuse her, that's all she says. Her name is Owie Assahina. But just call her Hina. I'm Sakura Ogremi.
Makoto: Ok.
Eggman's kid: OoOoOoO! Your body will make great use to me queen!
Junko: Mukuro.
Mukuro slaps Hifumi with a bottle of Horny-be-gone.
Makoto: Who are you?
Junko: I'm the desparfully beautiful Junko Enoshima! And that smelly pig over there is Mukuro Ikusaba.
Makoto: She doesn't look that bad.
Mukuro blushed a little.
Junko: Trust me, you're making a mistake.
???: Puhuhuhuhu!
Everyone turned to where the sound came from and a two toned bear came out from the desk.
Monokuma: What's craking folks? I'm your teacher! Monokuma!
Snake: Why issssssss our teacher a teddy bear?
Roughraff: Beats the hell out of me.
Monokuma: I'm not a teddy bear! I'm Monokuma! And this school's running out of teachers!
Toko: How-How-How-How-How-How come?
Monokuma: Due to a certain upperclass students. Many teachers quit! So some classes are being taught by animatronics like me! Now everyone say good morning, Mr monokuma.
Eyebrows: GOOD MORNING, MR. MONOKUMA! SIR!
Everyone else was silent.
Monokuma: At least one of you has common seeeeeeeeeeense!
Makoto: What is going on?
