stilestastic literally no one reads this so it's gonna be a low effort thing we've got going on here, starting with the title :)
so i did the character quiz thing and im a little overwhelmed but here we go
so what im gonna do is copy/paste all 16-FUCKING-HUNDRED of the results and hope it doesnt crash my wattpad or my computer, and then filter out a ton of them from there. this is a horrible plan and i'll let you know how it goes in a minute.
that actually worked without a single problem and i am completely shocked. now mass-deleting anything i havent watched (im so sorry im uncultured, if you want to know any of the results i got from other shows i havent seen i'll be glad to let you know)
sike it actually didnt paste anyone's names and as there are so freaking many i will now just be picking and choosing the first from every fandom i care about slightly and not giving a whole massive list. you're welcome. again, perfectly willing to share anything not listed.
Iceman (69% - X-Men)
not gonna lie, only seen the first 2 x-men, dont know who iceman is, professor x and storm both rank at 65% and i know who they are so sure i guess im not a big enough fan to care that much lmfao
The Scarecrow (73% - The Wizard of Oz)
i just. what. ok sure? what did he need, a brain? yeah i could use a brain sometimes.
Charlie Swan (70% - Twilight)
i love charlie. especially in the books. charlie's the best. i'll take it. after him though comes esme and alice at 65% so do with that information as you will
Luke Skywalker (67% - Star Wars)
im sorry but luke is a fucking idiot. guess they got that one right...
Eduardo Saverin (69% - The Social Network)
i love him. i shouldnt, but its my bias because of andrew garfield. the character is pretty ok, i can relate, but could be better. guess thats me
Dr. John Watson (74% - Sherlock)
i mean ok. really loyal and all that, i can see it, but also i suck at medical related things and am obsessed with serial killers and psychopaths and things like that so idk
Helen Seinfeld (69% - Seinfeld)
ok this doesnt even count lmfao im finding the first main character real quick- ok elaine benes at 64% i can deal with that. i can sorta see that as well except im not attractive lmao
Betty Cooper (66% - Riverdale)
i hate this. i hate riverdale. and i hate being compared to betty cooper. all the characters suck, but betty and veronica are 100% the worst. closely followed by archie and only then do we put in the antagonists in the worst characters ever ranking. jughead is saved by the fact that he's cole sprouse, but the whole show is ridiculous and id like to stop talking about it now.
Alfredo Linguini (68% - Ratatouille)
lmfao his name is literally alfredo linguini, ive seen ratatouille more times than i can count, enough times that i can spell it correctly without thinking about it somehow, and i didnt remember that his name is alfredo fucking linguini. that is hilarious.
Jules Winnfield (56% - Pulp Fiction)
my brother made me watch pulp fiction probably a year ago and i dont remember most of it but jules is loud and funny and samuel l jackson so ill take it
Sam Button (70% - The Perks of Being a Wallflower)
i actually just watched this last night and i am so glad i did. while also regretting it because i was sobbing in the middle of the night but still. it was so good. pretty happy to get sam, i feel like personality wise im more patrick but i guess theres also the gay factor, which i am not, so sam's pretty good. she's concerned about her friends but not quite as loud as patrick, only when she's around a close friend is she outgoing like that it seems like. so yeah actually sam is really good i retract my earlier statement lmao
Joshamee Gibbs (65% - Pirates of the Caribbean)
yeah ok im not invested enough to know anything. can we just talk about orlando bloom for a second though-
Leslie Knope (78% - Parks and Recreation)
i resent this more than anything. i may like the show but leslie gets on my nerves at all hours of the day. i wouldve preferred being compared to anyone else. guess this means im really annoying and need to shut up and stop controlling everything, bye!
Pam Beesly (70% - The Office)
i kinda hate this. better than it couldve been but i think we all wouldve preferred jim-
Jess Day (76% - New Girl)
yeah ok i can see it. not my favorite character, but i can see it
Ms. Sharon Norbury (83% - Mean Girls)
she seems nice(r than every other character as teachers often do)
Peggy Carter (69% - Marvel Cinematic Universe)
also surprised? idk why but i was never the biggest peggy fan? i mean i dont hate her but shes not on my list of favorites by any means. i feel like im more tony or peter, being sarcastic, hence getting chandler in the friends section, but whatever lol
Peeta Mellark (65% - The Hunger Games)
very happy w this. very. favorite character. big fan. yes. sorry this is just @ me being bad at everything in life thanks bye
Molly Weasley (76% - Harry Potter)
Let me put this quite simply. In the Harry Potter category, I have these characters, in order: Molly, Arthur, Ginny, Ron, George, and then everyone else. There is not a single Weasley on this list besides those. This quiz is telling me that i am a weasley. i dont know how to feel.
(ive been going from the bottom up and i just realized i was using capitals and i dont know why i would go to that extra effort
Chandler Bing (74% - Friends)
I'm not shocked at all. My entire family thinks I'm Monica tho. Which offends me a lil
Brian Johnson (67% - The Breakfast Club)
I guarantee you I literally only got Brian because I put nerd higher than jock. That is the only reason.
Flynn White (63% - Breaking Bad)
I forgot he was a character ngl but I'm happy with the result. I was sort of expecting Jesse but that's probably just because he's my favorite.
Kim Wexler (72% - Better Call Saul)
Y'know, not what I was expecting, but better than most every other character so I'll take it
Jennifer Parker (66% - Back to the Future)
I resent this because she is such an irrelevant character. That is all I have to say.
aight that's all ive got, hope you enjoyed, i'll be leaving you to actually enjoy your lives without me in them now, have a great day!
or night!
or morning or evening or noon!
:)
01/10/21
