hey so my name is dylan so when people hear my name before seeing me they think i'm a guy, right? and it's fine i'm used to it.
but last night someone saw me, didn't even know my name, and thought i was a dude.
like
IM NOT A BOY. IM A GIRL. I MEAN, IM A- IM A WOMAN
sorry i had to do it
like i was waiting for my parents to show up at this restaurant and i was wearing my beanie and glasses (stuart much?) and my hair was down and keep in mind guys my hair goes down to like mid-back
and i was kinda lent up against this pillar just looking at my phone (STuaRT MuCH) and this janitor lady sees me and just-
"hey pal could you move please" idk she was cleaning the floors ig i was in her way but she said it nicely enough she just said a word that implied i was a guy but it's fine because i say pal and dude and guy all the time right?
(^^that probably wasn't the actual quote, i don't actually remember what she said and that was weak but close enough to get the point across)
so i look up and i'm being nice about it too i smiled at her a bit and shot her a "no problem" and moved to stand near this bar lookin thing and she looks really startled and goes
"oh i thought you were a dude"
(^^probably incorrect quote again just go with it i have a pretty freakin bad memory)
so like
ok so she thought i was a dude and that hurts a little but ig it's fine it's an honest mistake, but she had full opportunity to NOT say that out loud to my face, she coulda just had her surprised expression and moved on with her day like jeez
do you guys spell that jeez or geez
i really want food rn
popcorn i want popcorn
it's 9:08am on a tuesday morning in the middle of july and i want popcorn for breakfast
sorry that was ransom I'll leave
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07/23/19
