here's pt2 stilestastic :)
sorry again for reposting, every time i read these i find another typo
ok listen this is still gonna be a heck of a "chapter" but i swear to you it won't be as much as the last one. these are the quotes from fall '22 through spring '23. our friend group pretty much fell apart once we weren't all living in the same hallway, but here's some more situational context:
angel and delaney are roommates in on-campus apartments. first semester they shared with two study abroad students, second semester it was just them. christina and jenna are living in their sorority house, which is across the road from one side of campus. gunner and gavin are still roommates in the same on-campus apartments (but a different building) as angel and delaney.
angel and sam are still dating; delaney and gunner are still dating
i think that's it. this one was organized by total quotes throughout the whole year (then professors, family & friends, and random), but idk the totals. sorry if you enjoyed that in the previous "chapter". there are SIGNIFICANTLY less sections for individuals. basically anyone with double digit quotes got their own section (no one had triple digits thank god). but again, the friend group was almost nonexistent and i for one was very busy the ENTIRETY of second semester. zero free time. so yeah. a lot less gavin content for sure.
and of course, feel free to ask for context and i'll provide it if i know/remember!
without further ado, let's get into it. (i already forgot how i formatted the last one and i'm not about to check)
ANGEL
"my family used to buy inflatable mattresses from walmart when family came over, use them for a few days, and then return them"
"if i had Dr D in person, she would be my 13th reason why"
"sexual assault was invited to come to the US... it's already been here"
"what did i just eat 2 minutes ago? i mean 2 hours ago. 2 minutes ago it was him"
"you wanna see my fuzzy butt?"
"jesus, you made me throw a noodle!"
"i have to walk along what's called 'the shortage highway' and look for disabled-"
- delaney
"people!"
- angel
"the colon is in the ass right?"
delaney: *reading google* "a penile prosthesis..."
angel: "so, a dildo?"
delaney: *loses it*
angel: "wait, i'm confused. isn't that what a strap-on is?"
"sam would fucking leave me for david bowie.
...
and he's fucking dead"
"the first time i saw sam i thought: *gasp* 'the 8th wonder of the world'"
*at 3am*
angel: "don't go to sleep too late"
delaney: "you neither. that made sense right?"
angel: "i don't know"
"sir, i think you left your 2 brain cells in the pillow"
"it's the uncircumsized elbow"
"can you have a prosthetic prostate?"
"orphans aren't real"
- delaney
"they're just a myth"
- angel
"sunny (dog) got that porno of us"
"it grows so fast and so long-"
- angel
"that's what she said"
- delaney
"speak of the devil..."
- angel
"he grows fast?!"
- delaney
"when i move my hand right he does"
- angel
"testosterone... test... testerone... testr- test? testicle rone?!"
"we all have a colon don't we? or is that just a guy thing? no, that's the prostate"
