Yup. Oumeno.
Quotes used were found on Tumblr.
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*Kokichi and Himiko arguing*
Himiko: You know what? F*ck you!
Kokichi: I already did!
Himiko: ...
Kokichi: And I did it real good.
Himiko: ...
Kokichi: ...
Himiko: ...You did.
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Brought to you by your CEO of HimiKaeMaki I present you...
My Oumeno Smut Shot Book is open and taking requests! Go check it out if you haven't!
I am busy with a bunch of stuff, but I am still willing to take requests.
Oumeno needs one and I'm here for ya.
Now back to the show.
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Kokichi: Talk dirty to me.
Himiko: I'm not wearing underwear.
Kokichi: Nice. Keep going.
Himiko: Because you never put laundry in the dang washing machine.
Kokichi: I gotta go.
Himiko: Are you going to put the laundry in the washing machine?
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Himiko: Is this seat taken?
Himiko: *points at Kokichi's lap*
Kokichi: That's my lap.
Himiko: I know what I said.
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Kokichi: Hey, Himiko, do you want a quickie?
Himiko: I'm sorry, a what?
Kokichi: A quickie.
Himiko: E-excuse me?!?!
Kokichi: A quickie, you know, one of those French pastry things?
Himiko: It's pronounced quiche!
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Tsumugi: Are you guys dating?
Oumeno: No.
Tsumugi: Double negative, so that's a yes!
(Tsumugi will play a big role in one of my oneshots. No. 1 Oumeno shipper.)
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Kokichi: Hello Himiko, Marry me.
Kokichi: I mean Merry Christmas, stupid autocorrect.
Himiko: Kokichi, this is a verbal conversation.
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Himiko: You know, you kinda remind me of a Christmas tree.
Kokichi: Why? Cuz I'm always pining after your ass?
Himiko: No, because you need an angel on top of you.
Kokichi: ...
Himiko: ...
TsuKaeGie: I think you broke him.
(Tsumugi, Kaede, and Angie. I just see all of them say that for some reason lol.)
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Kokichi: Truth or dare.
Himiko: Truth.
Kokichi: Do you want to kiss me?
Himiko: Dare.
Kokichi: I dare you to kiss me.
Himiko: Never have I ever-
Kokichi: That's not what we're playing!
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*having all girls night*
Miu: I can't believe you and Kokichi broke the bed last night! Must've been a wild night!
Himiko: Haha...yeah.
*Last night*
Oumeno: *Standing on the bed*
Kokichi: Bet you can't jump high enough to touch the ceiling.
Himiko: Bet.
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Kokichi: That's ridiculous, Himiko doesn't have a crush on me.
Tsumugi: Yes she does.
Shuichi: Yes she does.
Kaede: Yes she does.
Himiko: Yes I do.
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(Cursed conversation ahead)
Himiko: I'm glad I didn't send any drunk texts last night. (If you want to see my short drunk headcanon for her, check out the HimiKaeMaki headcanons)
Kokichi: But you did.
Himiko: What?
Kokichi: You sent me a text saying, "If you ever want to get your dick sucked, I'll gladly volunteer."
Himiko: Oh, that wasn't a drunk text.
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Himiko: Thanks Kichi, you're the best!
Kokichi: Anytime.
Tsumugi: *watching from afar*
Tsumugi: Now kiss!
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Himiko: I think I'm going to ask Kokichi out.
Maki: *remembers last night where he was drunkenly on top of a table saying that snakes are large, dangerous worms*
Maki: Good, because I don't think anyone will.
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Shuichi: Kokichi isn't answering his phone.
Himiko: I'll call.
Shuichi: Kaede and I already tried 6 times, he's not just going to-
Kokichi: *picking up his phone*
Kokichi: Hey Himiko!
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Here ya go. Nobody asked, yet here I deliver.
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A Random Danganronpa Book
RandomJust me and some random danganronpa things :) Note: This may contain ships that you may not ship, be warned.
