Incorrect Quotes #1

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Some quotes I got off of Gumball.

Gumball is an amazing show and was one of the best shows on Cartoon Network, with Regular Show.

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*In a sing-songy voice.*

Shuichi: Hold on Kai-to what's faze 2?

Kaito: The part where you stop being you!

The rhythm to "Hey there Susie."

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Hajime: *Walks in with a black eye*

Mikan: What happened to you?

Hajime: Heh, you should've seen the other guy.

Nagito: *Walks in with a black eye* Hey there Hajime.

Hajime: I cannot stress enough that he was not the other guy.

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Chihiro: If we have friends online...it makes us feel better about not having any in real life.

Alter Ego: :D

Quick somebody be his friend!

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Kokichi singing "The Faith Song" to Kiibo. Darwin can be whoever you want.

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Kazuichi: I think cheese is better than cake because you can have cheesecake, but you can't have cakecheese.

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Shuichi: Opening other people's mail is a crime.

Kokichi: Oh, why is there a law against everything I wanna do?

Shuichi: Because the last thing you wanted to do was move to the supermarket so you could eat for free.

Kokichi: Uh, if the food enters your body and exits while it's still in the supermarket, it's technically not stealing.

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Yasuhiro: *Walks in naked*

Makoto: What happened to your clothes?

Yasuhiro: I ate them.

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Chisa: This was how people used to email in the 90s.

Kazuichi: There was a 90s?

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*The dorm building is on fire*

Jin: What happened here?

Himiko: *Scared* I saw a spider.

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*Sees a picture of Kaede and Himiko*

Kokichi: It's supposed to be Oumeno, not Akameno, YOU HOMEWRECKING WOMANEATER!

I wrote this because of my headcanon that Kokichi is jealous of Kaede and she doesn't know why.

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Kaede: Is he okay doctor?

Maki: Apart from being living proof that we're doomed as a species, he's fine.

And she's not a doctor.

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Kirumi: Be careful, 79% of stair accidents happen on the stairs.

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Man, this quote is so cartoonish. But I wanted to write this quote. It's OOC.

*Was almost scared to death*

Angie: *Sees her soul float upwards*

Angie: Hey! *grabs soul and puts it back in her* Where are you going?! That was terrifying.

Kiyo: Yeah, well, at least your soul was going upwards.

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And that's it.

If you want a special version where you can see how stupid I am, let me know, I might be willing to share.

🔦Make sure you carry your flashlight.🔦

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