Quotes me and my sister had said or experienced in danganronpa terms.
A lot of v3.
Saimatsu, Oumeno, and Platonic Ishimondo present.
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Kazuichi: *Looking at green onions.*
Kazuichi: Is that a radish?
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Kaede: You want to watch live porn?
Tenko: No!
Kaede: The beginning?
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Hajime: Don't you just wake up in the morning and feel like stabbing your friend or is it just me?
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Miu: I like my men like how I like my chairs, delicious.
Kaede: ...
Kaede: Was there supposed to be a punch line? I'm lost.
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Miu: Where are my inventions that you probably broke?
Shuichi: You mean the ones up there nobody touched?
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Ibuki: Are you transdidigent?
(Pronounce: Trans-deh-die-gent)
Hajime: What?
Ibuki: Are you trans?
Hajime: No.
Ibuki: Are you a didigent?
Hajime: No.
Ibuki: Then you're not transdidigent.
Just letting you know, transdidigent is not a real word. My sister made this word on the fly. If you headcanon Hajime trans, I hope this doesn't offend you.
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Tsumugi: How much smut do you read?
Miu: 4.
Tsumugi: in a day?
Miu: In an hour.
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Ishimondo: *Playing 'Need for Speed'*
Game: Pullover!
Taka: I AM PULLED OVER!
Mondo: No keep driving!
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Mikan: I use humor as a coping mechanism.
Hajime: What?
Mikan: I fall on my face, oh well, it was funny.
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Maki: To hide a body, all you need to do is chop it up and feed it to pigs, evidence gone.
Miu: How the f*ck do you know that?
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Kokichi: WITH ALL OUR SHORT ARMS COMBINED WE CAN ACCOMPLISH NOTHING!
All the short people: YEAH!
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Tsumugi: *Watching Food Wars.*
Tsumugi: Subaru specifically said Takumi had checkered underwear.
Tsumugi: *Pauses at a part where his clothes are off but with plain underwear.*
Tsumugi: They lied to us! WHERE IS IT?
I was ranting to my sister about this. You, of course, don't know the feeling if you never watched Food Wars.
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Miu: Do you like your cookies male or female?
Kaede: Huh?
Miu: Do you like your cookies male or female?
Kaede: What's the difference?
Miu: The male cookies have nuts.
My dad told me this one. It was his joke he came up with.
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Himiko: Kokichi just texted me, "Hey I'm going to be gone for 30 minutes, don't move."
Tsumugi: ...
Himiko: With a winky face so I guess it's all good.
Tsumugi: I think he's going to take a shower.
So...my sister was the one who got the text. She can also do a really good Himiko voice, but alas, I have no proof.
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Ibuki: Can you sing a Little Mermaid song?
Kazuichi: A WHOLE NEW WOOOOOORLD!
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Shuichi: *Gives Kaede a gift.*
Kaede: Thanks Shuichi!
Kaede: *Hugs Shuichi.*
Kaito: This means you guys are dating right?
Saimatsu: ...
Kaito: Wait, so you guys aren't dating?
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Shuichi: *walking home.*
Shuichi: *Looks to the side to see Oumeno making out.*
Shuichi: *Looks back forward.*
Kokichi: *Notices him.*
Kokichi: *Points at Himiko.*
Kokichi: THIS IS THE WOMAN I LOVE!!!
Shuichi: *Walks faster.*
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Kaito: *Introducing Maki to someone.*
Kaito: She may be quiet now, but she is a BEAST at Uno.
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Kaede: I read smut for the plot. I just read the beginning skip over the smut and go to the end.
Miu: What is wrong with you?
Tsumugi: Isn't the smut the whole point?
Miu: What if the plot is in the smut?
Kaede: Oh...I may have to go back now.
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Tenko: There's one thing I hate about the Hinata's (Naruto) fanbase, and that's the men. They always say "Hinata's submissive," and I go, "I hate men."
My sister will watch Naruto only for Hinata and nobody else.
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And that's it. Enjoy it while it lasts.
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RandomJust me and some random danganronpa things :) Note: This may contain ships that you may not ship, be warned.
