Hey, how about that? A double upload?
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Kaito: How old are you?
Himiko: I'm 17.
Kaito: You're 17? How old am I?
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Kaito: Can I make- nevermind.
Kirumi: Go on.
Kaito: I was going to ask if I can make ramen, and then I remembered, I wasn't hungry.
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Maki: I don't like Brussel sprouts and asparagus is overrated.
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*at a restaurant*
Shuichi: Can I get a burger with orange juice?
Kaito: Orange juice? No, you're getting sprite.
Shuichi: But it's 00:00 (12:00) in the morning.
(Who's wrong here? Me, who ordered a burger at Waffle House, or my dad, who forced me to get sprite at 12:00 in the morning?)
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V3 Girls: *on a guys NSFW Instagram*
Guy: *Shows his stiffy*
v3 Girls: EW!
*A few seconds later*
V3 Girls: It could've been bigger.
(Search that term up.)
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Himiko: When are Sagittarius born?
Kaito: I believe the beginning of March.
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Shuichi: Miu, do you like guacamole?
Miu: Ew, no, who would want to eat something green?
Shuichi: ...
Miu: Rant- wait, Tenko.
Shuichi: *not amused*
Miu: *Hysterical laughing*
(I am ashamed, I was laughing for 15 minutes straight while my grandparents and sister sat there, eating dinner, like "What's so funny?")
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Tsumugi: *watching My Life as a Villainess*
Tsumugi: You know, we can fix this problem if they all dated each other.
(No she did not include the brother and sister dating each other.)
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Miu: My new favorite word is 'delectable'.
Harumeno: Why?
Miu: You look delectable tonight.
Harumeno: Ew
(Yes, I said this in front of my mom and sister come at me.)
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Tsumugi: What would you like to drink?
Maki: Apple juice.
Tsumugi: Are you our Maki? What have you done to her?
Maki: I hate you.
(Maki, for reasons unknown, is obsessed with Apple Juice. This is my headcanon.)
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Miu: I want to break the law.
Kokichi: You do that every day, existing.
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Himiko: *looking at Miu*
Himiko: Her new nickname is Bondo.
Kaede: Why?
Himiko: It's short for bondage.
Kaede: *confused glare*
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Kaede: We should make a ship name for the dining room and kitchen.
Kaede: Kitchining room!
Tsumugi: Kiting room!
Himiko: Kidding room!
Maki: Why am I here?
(My fav ot4!)
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Tsumugi: *watching the Miraculous Ladybug movie*
Tsumugi: I've never felt this much second-hand embarrassment in my life, and they're not even real.
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Kirumi: Could you play some music?
Miu: Sure.
Miu: *Looks through her music playlist which is mostly containing inappropriate or a lot of cuss word songs trying to find an okay one*
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HimiKaeMaki: *walks in a clothing store with a 50$ gift card*
*Later*
HimiKaeMaki: *Walks out of said clothing store*
Maki: So we went in there only to buy socks, a coke, and a first aid kit filled with animal band-aids?
Akameno: That's right.
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Kirumi: You will use the oil and this brush on the pan.
Himiko: *Picks up a bottle*
Himiko: Extra virgin olive oil?
Kaede: *Confused glare*
Kirumi: That's right.
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Shuichi: That's depressing.
Kaede: Are you depressed?
Shuichi: Do I look depressed?
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Kokichi: Let's play "highest number!"
Himiko: Okay.
Kokichi: You go first.
Himiko: Huh?
Kokichi: You go first.
Himiko: Am I supposed to say my number out loud?
Kokichi: Yeah, you go first.
Himiko: I don't think that's how this game works.
---
Miu: *puts male cologne on*
Maki: *Smells cologne*
Maki: Someone smells like the wrong gender.
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A Random Danganronpa Book
RandomJust me and some random danganronpa things :) Note: This may contain ships that you may not ship, be warned.
