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"Asahi, honey, I know you don't like your aunt Yuki but at least try not to knock over the entire refreshment table just to get thrown out of the wedding like last time. Please?" Asahi's mom pleaded, looking at her son through the rear-view mirror of the car she was driving. "Yeah yeah, whatever. It's not my fault she acts like a female dog 25/8." Asahi frowned. "I'm sorry Mrs. Hamada, but I'll have to agree with Asahi on that one. Besides, you have nothing to worry about because there won't be any refreshment tables this time. The wedding is on a beach, so...." Haruto said, his sentence trailing off. Mrs. Hamada sighed and said, "Well then it seems like I have much less chances of humiliating myself then." 

"Boys, we're here! Remember to congratulate aunt Yuki first thing when you meet her, yeah?" Both males nodded and did as told. Yuki wasn't very pleased to see her nephew and his friend either. It wasn't very long before the ceremony began. Haruto and Asahi sat in their chairs, trying not to look too bored. "Dude, this is too boring. And there aren't any refreshment tables for us to tip over!" Haruto whined. "Let's just spill the mustard sauce on that female dog's long-as-hell veil, what do you say?" Asahi suggested, eyeing the waiter standing with a plate of condiments and sauces. "I'd love t-" Haruto stopped mid-sentence, mainly for two reasons- flower petals had entered his mouth and the people around them had begun celebrating, which included throwing florals into the air. Asahi realized what was going on and joined the rest but his cause of happiness was completely different.

"Bro, I was starving! Finally they decide to feed us!" Asahi and Haruto eagerly sat down on the picnic mats set on the sand for the guests to sit and eat on. Odd choice of arrangement, yes, but it was what the bride wanted and no one dared to oppose, knowing well that all it would start was a 5-star rated drama. 

Soon enough, a big platter of an array of seafood was presented to them. The duo's eyes widened at the size of the crabs and fishes. "Asahi, are you sure we'll be able to finish all this? This king crab is even bigger than my face!" "You know, this isn't the first time Yuki- more like Yucky- is getting married." Asahi whispered. "Ok first off, I know this isn't your aunt's first time being wedded because you've dragged me to all the last 3. Also, we were talking about king crabs, not Yucky being a fickle thot." Haruto said back. "What I'm saying is, each marriage of Yucky's that we attend, it always has amazing food. You wouldn't even know when this plate will be empty." Asahi said, shoving a shrimp into his mouth. "Woah, slow down, buddy. You might-" The younger didn't even get to finish his sentence when his friend began coughing violently, his hands gripping the sheet beneath him in panic. "....choke."