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-Erin-

        "Whoa!" Tucker says in his weird-ish-nerd-voice. "Who is this we have here?" he asks. I stifle my laughter, as I was streaming. "I am Erin, of the Internet!" I say in a failed booming voice. We all bust up laughing, then Leah says, "Alright, so to be serious, hi Erin." I wave, and say, "Hi people." In the TeamSpeak group, Tucker, Tom, Sonja, Jordan, Leah, and I were in. From what I've heard, Leah and I are the newest to this server, being that Leah came on a couple of hours before me. We are still yet to choose our "Gods". "So," I start, "From what I've heard, Tom and Tucker are pretty salty?" I say, giggling softly after. "That is extremely accurate. I have watched Jordan's streams, so..." Leah says, making us all- with the exception of Tom and Tucker- bust up laughing again. "Alright, so someone explain what the fu-" I cut Leah off. "LEAH NO SWEARING." Sonja then laughs, "Tell that to the Dianite worshipper over there." I clearly knew she was talking about Tom. I mean, Matthew- er, Nade, Tony, and Josh weren't here, so... Actually, wait- what do Tony and Josh worship? Isn't it Dianite? I brush this off. My point is, Tom is the only Dianite-ee here. Then, chat reads;

Mianite has joined The Realm of Mianite

Dianite has joined The Realm of Mianite

Lady_Ianite ((That's her username, right?)) has joined The Realm of Mianite

        "I told you! She exists!" Jordan exclaims.

II_JERiiCHO_II: Hello m'lord!

ElectronErin: Pff. What a suck-up.

WTLeah: OOH BURN.

Mianite: I seek the ones named Erin and Leah.

ElectronErin: Erin, at your service!

WTLeah: Leah, reporting for duty!

Mianite: Ah, yes. So, have you decided on your God's yet?

ElectronErin: Actually, um, no...

WTLeah: ^

Mianite: Well, you can choose; would you want to be Tom's right hand man?

ElectronErin: Ew! Tom has cooties!

SynHD: Do not!

ElectronErin: Do too!

Mianite: Anyway... You could be a follower of me, and work for the good.

Mianite: Or you can be Ianite's daughter.

WTLeah: Wait, isn't that incest?

ElectronErin: I just snorted omg Leah no.

Mianite: Well... You could just be a follower of her. You'd be balanced. Yin Yang, is it called?

ElectronErin: I believe it is.

Mianite: I do hope you two make the right choice with your God's.

Mianite has left The Realm of Mianite

Dianite: So, you've heard from my nerdy brother...

SynHD: You tell 'em!

Dianite: But, you see, Dianite is way better to choose. You aren't burdened for killing, stealing, etc.

ElectronErin: Why would I want to murder people?

SynHD: Because it's fun.

WTLeah: Yes, because Tom definately knows what fun is.

Dianite: Don't forget to join us. We're better than Mianite by a ton.

Lady_Ianite: ...

Lady_Ianite has left The Realm of Mianite

        "She's just a tad bit quiet, eh Jordan?" I ask, smirking slightly. "Oh shut up." he says. 

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I'M SORRY IF THIS WAS SUCKY ACK

Which God should they choose?

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