I put some pants on and went outside the house. What a beautiful day. For a slice of pizza. I had already ordered a BBQ meat lovers with extra bacon for Miss Piggy. I looked at her location on her Instagram so I know where she lives now so I'm going to deliver the pizza myself for FREE WHICH IS A REALLY GOOD DEAL BECAUSE EAGLE BOYS MAKES ME PAY $20 FOR DELIVERY.
There was a knock at the door.
"WHAT DO YOU WANT" I screamed.
"I got the pizza" said a little voice from behind the door.
I grabbed a steak knife and held it up ready incase he was a bad boy. I opened the door a little bit and poked the knife through.
"If you're not gonna give me the pizza then be careful because I have a steak knife" I said creepily.
He shoved the pizza through the gap in the door and I heard him screaming and running away in fear.
Hehe I thought to myself. Bingo.
I got in my car with the pizza and drove all the way to Miss Piggy's house which took 4 and a half hours because my google maps on my phone took a detour by accident.
I knocked on the door and she opened up with nothing but a bikini on because she was crisping her skin outside.
"Hello there Piggy" I said in a pedo voice.
She flipped her 2 metre long hair and smiled with a double chin.
"Why hello young little fox that looked on my insta" she replied.
Hehehehehe what a hot piggy.
"I brought you a BBQ meat lovers pizza with extra bacon because you're a pig and pigs love bacon" I said.
"IM NOT A CANNIBAL YOU DOOFUS" she yelled and slammed the door shut in my face.
Oh no.
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AUTHORS NOTE
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