Chapter 1

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Oh hey there! My name is pete! I'm a lonely fox! Everyone thinks I'm a hobo! It's not true though, I'm actually a very nice fox. Hang on a minute, I need to call eagle boys to get myself a pizza.

"Hello eagle boys?"

"Yes this is eagle boys what can I get for ya?" says the bogan on the end of the line.

"Yeah mate, I'll get 3 meat lovers," I reply

"Would you like that delivered?"

"Yeah bud, deliver it to 12 Hillbilly Street," I say.

"Okay matey, we'll have it there in 20min."

I started to get really angry. 20 minutes??????

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