I woke up the next morning to "MY ANACONDA DONT WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN" screaming out of my iPhone 2.
I jumped out of bed and starting tweaking along. I love this song!
When it finished, I picked up my phone and saw that Miss Piggy has posted a new picture on her insta. It was a selfie of her with "going to a kermit da frog concert 2NITE!!!!! #can #not #wate #OMG #i #luv #kermmie #future #husband #forsure
I liked the picture and pressed the camera button to post a selfie of my morning face. I snapped a pic and posted it with the caption "#i #woke #up #like #this #literally #i #just #woke #up #to #my #fav #song #playing #off #my #iphone #2 #which #is #anaconda #by #the #beautiful #nicki #minaj"
I walked out to the kitchen to get some Swagflakes. They are cornflakes but not cornflakes because they give you swag. I thought it would help me to get more swag but everyone tells me it's not working.
I get bullied a lot when people say that I have no swag. I get Instagram comments almost everyday that say that I have no swag and that I'm a hobo fox. I know it's not true because my mum told me that they can take everything I've got but they can never take my swag. I'm thinking of getting that tattooed on my face actually. The pizza guy told me not to because you won't be able to see it because of my fur.
