*ding*
I picked up my phone with a new notification from MSN. All the cool kids use MSN. I try my best to be cool but I only have 2 friends on there.
I had a new message. Their name said "Miss Piggy."
"Mmmm i do like a nice piece of crispy bacon," I said to myself.
I opened her message. It said:
Hi! My name is Miss Piggy, I have just started working for Eagle Boys. I was just doing a bit of stalking through the system and I noticed that you have a GOLD (omg) membership for Eagle Boys. I gotta say I am very impressed! I only have a silver membership and I've been trying for AGES to get gold! I'd like to know your secret! You should accept my friend request on here and also follow me on my Instagram: hottiemisspiggy. You should tell me a bit about yourself. (;
Talk later!
Miss Piggy xxxxx
Hmm. She stalked my Eagle Boys account. Creepy. Eh whatever, she seems cool enough.
I started to reply:
Hey Miss Piggy, my name is Pete and I'm a fox. I get a lot of hate on Instagram when I post photos. People always comment with #uglyfox so I deactivated my account. But haters gonna hate, right? I'll check out your insta though anyway. A bit of history on myself:
- I'm lonely
- I got banned from Dominos.
- I like pizza
- vegetarian pizza does not count as pizza
- I want to be 2 Chainz when I grow up
- I live in a house with my goldfish called Wiz Khalifa
And that's about it!! I'm really interesting, and I will accept your request.
By 4 now but nawt 5eva,
Pete.
I sent the message and accepted her request. I checked out her profile pic and DAMNNNNNNNN was she one fine pig. She was posing in a bikini with her long blonde hair falling down her crispy skin.
I decided to check out her Instagram. I hadn't actually deleted my account, I just blocked all my followers. I typed in hottiemisspiggy and pressed her account.
My eyes nearly popped out of my head. Wow.
I pressed the first picture and commented "#hotbabe #babepiginthecity #ifyouknowwhatimean (;"
