Poo dunit pt3

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Dicky: and this evidence is gonna stick
He sticks the label on rickys forehead

Dawn: finally mystery solved water park here we come

Nicky: not so fast
He snatches the label off rickys head

Ricky: owww

Nicky: all tho the evidence places both dicky and Ricky at the scene of the crime here was no doubt the floating flamingo belongs to dawn

Ricky; Dawn dawn dawn

Dawn: me what?

Nicky: if any of you would have been paying attention you would have noticed this small orange smudge on the sink

Ricky: there's a finger print in it

Nicky: oh is there I wonder who's it is if I was and gambit man I'd bet it all on dawn

Dawn: how do you know it's mine that could be anybody's finger print looks like the hand I'm hold is the one who didn't flush

Dawn: so I left a fingerprint in the bathroom that doesn't prove anything dicky left a hair Ricky left a name tag and Nicky.... left his special spoon in the trash and y/n..... left her color pencils on the floor by the trash

You and Nicky: I- I can explain
You and Nicky try to run out but they block the door

You: let me out!!!!

Dawn: nope

You and Nicky: fine I was in the bathroom last night but so we're all of you

Ricky: they're right this evidence places all of us at the scene of the crime

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Dicky: fine mom dad you know how you want us to take responsibility for stuff well here it goes I admit it
You all gasp

Dicky: I went into the bathroom last night because I didn't want anybody to know I was drinking some of dads magic hair growing smoothie because I was all freaked out about my thining hair that's why there was green stuff on the hair you found sorry dad

Tom: dicky you know there's a lot of milk in that smoothie

Anne: and your lactose intolerant

Dicky: exactly which means you can't pin the poop on me cause if I'd done it there would be no solid evidence

You all: ewwwww

Dicky: ewww all you want I'm innocent so it's definitely one of you

Ricky: fine I guess it's time for me to confess

You all gasp

Ricky: I went into the bathroom last night because I didn't want anyone to know that I'm terrified to ride the red bomber so I was watching videos of people riding it to prove to myself it's not really that scary but that thing is scary and that's how I chipped the tile and dented your tablet sorry

Tom: ah ha so you took the poop and flew the coop no I couldn't have because when I get scared no trains leave the station

Dicky: what?

Ricky: my flum gets log Jamed

Dicky: huh?

Ricky: I can't make a duty!!!!

You all: ewwwww

Ricky: ewwww all you want I'm innocent

Tom: so it's one of you three

Dawn: or you and mom

Tom: or mom

You: fine I confess
They all gasp

You: went to the bathroom because I didn't want anyone to know I was making took my color pencils and markers to the bathroom to make something when my parents get back home because I really miss them they are always gone and I had accidentally left some of my color pencils by the trash so I'm innocent So it's up to you two and you to Tom and Anne

Anne: aww sweetie you know your parents don't come home until New Years

You: I know

Nicky: fine I did it
You all gasp 

Nicky: I ate moms ice cream I tried to resist but the green glow is like a sirens call but then I got some unexpected k-9 Company after I shoowd him out I knew I had to throw away the evidence

You all: ewwwww

Nicky: ewwwww all you want me eating the ice cream proves I didn't fill the bowl and take a stroll

Anne: he's right that ice cream glows no matter what bowl it's in

Nicky: sorry mom

Tom: well if it wasn't dicky Ricky y/n or Nicky that brings us to dawn dawn dawn

Dawn: fine I'm tired of lieing it's time I told the truth
You all gasp

Dawn:waited till everyone was asleep then tiptoed over to the toilet and took out mom spry which I stashed earlier I wanted to be tanned for the red bomber Picture

Anne: what that things not for kids plus it's messy and doesn't dry for hours

Dawn: exactly I tested it on the back of my legs so if I had been the one o sit in the toilet the seat would be orange which mean it was not me who set the flamingo free

Skip a little
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You all hear the dog poop in the toilet

Tom: wait did he just-

Anne: and did he forget to-
Then he goes back and flushes the toilet

Tom: hu it was the dog I was right I guess all that training paid off

Anne: you trained the dog to do that

Tom: well well we talked about it but I didnt think he was listening

Nicky: what do you know that's one mystery non of us got right

Tom: but it's no mystery who's about to get Wong

You all: to the water park!!!!

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