Nicky x reader (nrdd)

No ifs, Ands, or but-ers

"Mom, what the heck?" Dawn says. "I was just excepted into the most exclusive book club in boulderly hills."Anne says "what's a 'book club?'" Dicky asked "oh, it's when a group of people read the same book, and then they get together and discuss it" "why?" "Because they like to talk about books." "Why?" "Because they like it." "Why?" "Because it's fun!"

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(I'm way to lazy for this)
"Remember when going home was something to look forward to?" Nicky asked. "Now we're stuck in the garage listening to the radio, and sitting on paint cans." Ricky said. "At least your can had a lid." You and dawn say at the same time as dawn gets up "yeah I'm not getting up to show that." you say. "I guess we could just hang out here." Ricky says. "No, this is fine for after school, but we can't stay here all the time and dad starts charging us after our third smoothie.

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"Dad, were you riding the bull?" Dicky asked. "No. I told you I need a new office chair."

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"Okay just do it Maddison's gonna be here any- Hey, girl." Dawn says "sorry, I'm a little bit early. Hope that's not a problem buuuut I couldn't wait to see that awesome garage of yours." "Okay, I know we built it up to be super amazing, buuuut... it's even better than we said." "Welcome to quad club!" You all say at the same time. "So, what do you think." "It's nice, buuuut... buuut..." "buuuut?" "But nothing. This place is great." "We did it. We shut her down." "I bet the but-er didn't think things would churn out that way." Ricky says. "And churning, and churn it, and churn it, and churn it, and churn it, and churn it, and churn it." "Keep churning." Dawn tells Ricky "and churn it." "It's Chet Acerman, the ace man. He's aced every test he's ever taken." Ricky explains. "So he's the king of the nerds." Dicky says "hardly. He's the president and leader of the determined organisation of researching kid scientists. The D.O.R.K.S." "Oh, so he's the king of the dorks." "Yes, and he's coming this way. Look smart." "Hey Nicky, this place aces." Chet said. "He knows my name." Ricky says. "He called yiu Nicky." You and dicky say at the same time. "He got the 'icky' right."

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"Hey, guys." "Are those ribs? On bones?" Mae asked "is that corn? on cobs?" "Apparently the lunch ladies grandson had a blast at the quad club yesterday. She said as long as he keeps having fun, all our food will be edible and on stuff." Nicky explains while your already eating.

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"No, it's okay." "Good, cause mama needs more bacon. I'll come back to tell you how bad it is" "she'll never be back." "Why would you say that?" "When has bacon ever been bad?" "Mamas not coming back." Dawn sighs and then yuh all sigh.

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"Look at Maddison over there. That's but-we stole all our buddies." Dawn said. "She's a buddy burglar." Says Nicky. "I can't believe Chet kicked me out of the dorks talks about capricious. Definition: given to sudden changes of mood or behaviour. It was yesterdays dork word of the day." Ricky cried. "This whole thing stinks." "Ugh. It's probably these fish sticks. Look at them over there, they're having surf and turf." "While we're just getting 'urf,' as in it fell on the 'urf,'and they still 'surfed' it to us.

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"I fart on your pillow every night." Dicky says to Ricky. "I use your toothbrush to clean my retainer." He says to Dawn. "I use your brush to brush my hair." He says to you. "And you don't wet your bed, I do." He says to Nicky. "Oh, Terry Bull. Yeah, that's what I meant. Love you guys."

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"Bull, bull, bull, bull!" everyone chanted "yeah, come on, the quad club is back baby." Dicky says. "And so is mama." Dawn and Mae high five. They all chant bull. "Woah, he got terrible in a hurry." Ricky says. "This is probably why it's forbidden." Dicky says. "He's getting away." Nicky say. "Oh my this was a bad idea." You say "I got this." Dawn says grabbing a rope. "I got it." "Oh, woah!" You and the quads all try stopping the bull. "Oh was the book club meeting today?" Dawn asked. "Are you okay? Did they hurt you?" Time says talking to Terry bull. "This is terrible." Anne says "oh, I'm sorry, where are my manners? Yes, and Terry Bull these are the book club ladies." "I think we've seen enough." "Oh, no, no, no, no, please. I can explain. I have never seen these people before in my life." "Ladies, let's go." "No, no, no, no, no. Please, please don't go. I have lazy fingers." "And man feet." Tom says "not the time, dad." Ricky says. "Hello harpers." "Go away!" You say "I heard your party was a smash, buuuut..." "just shut up already and leave no one likes you." You say but she ignored you. "Yeah you know what Madison, save your 'buts.' If you have to have the better garage, the better jacket, or the better test score to feel like a better person, that's fine by us." Dawn says. "Yeah, because if there's one thing our mothers massive book club disaster has taught us, it's that if you care too much about what other people think, you'll do stuff that'll get you in trouble." Ricky says. "Unless we're not in trouble." Dicky says. "Oh, we're in trouble." Nicky says. "Well, I'm sure there's a lesson in there somewhere for me as well buuuut I don't care." She says leaving "I wanna smash her head into the wall." You say. "I'm sorry, kids. I guess I kinda set a bad example." But I think we all learned something here today." "Yep. No good comes from reading." Dicky says. "How do you stop a mechanical bull from charging." "Take away his credit card." "Go, go, go, go, go, go!"