Nicky x reader (nrdd)

The sad tail of garry-chip-tiny elvis-squishy paws

Veronica: well there you have it guess every dog does have his day

Tom: walks up behind her to show the shirt

Veronica: Veronica Miller Chanel 6 news turned out to be big and juicy after all
(What the dick you suck no kidding you whore)

You: how many times do I have to say shut up or I'll pull that wig off your head

Veronica: ta

Dawn: now I know what sad tail feels like

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Tom: hey guys tough morning

Dawn: we really miss the dog dad

Ricky: yea it's not the same without him

Dicky: I wish we hadn't caught so much

Tom: look I know this is hard but you gotta figure out a way to put the dog out of your mind I'm not gonna hound you

Dawn: hound to soon dad

Tom: sorry kiddo it just slipped out I'm gonna fetch you out some breakfast it's the leash I can do wow what is wrong with me who want (forgot what he said) bagels dog gonet oh! I'm just gonna walk out my tail between my legs stop it flees forgive me I said flees bad Tom bad Tom

You guys put the news on and seen the dog
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You 5 ring the door bell then the door opens

The butler: oh wel if it isn't the Nicky Ricky dicky and the two that don't rhyme

You: dude I'm not in their family but they are like my family so shut your old mouth

Dawn: y/n.! Hi we're sorry to bother you we were wondering if we could visit lord Timothy

You: *gag* that disgusting name no more saying it please or I might . Might. Die
Ricky hits your arm

You: owww

Ricky:stop it y/n

You: don't tell me what to do mr. I'm smart

The butler: very well walk this way wait in here as I inform N's.domont of your visit

Dicky: this place is awesome at least tiny Elvis is living large

Nicky: wow I guess she really likes dogs
You and dawn see a gram on the wall with a dog on it

You and dawn: guys

Dawn: why would ms.domond have a dog fur on the wall

Ricky: and a dog skeleton

Nicky: and a doggy cook book

Dicky: ahhhhh the horror ah there he is ms.domond is a real life Carella DeVill

Ricky: she's gonna turn chip into her coat

Nicky: and then she's gonna serve Garry for dinner

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Ms. Domond: where do you think your going with lord Timothy

You all scream

Dicky: she's a Butcher

N's. Domond stop them

Dawn: he's a butler

You guys are tuning around the house wil they try to catch you guys you all get out of the box

Nicky: we need to find a way out of here

Dawn: squishy do you know a way
He goes over to his doggy door and barks

Dicky: sweet tiny Elvis

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Dawn: yes we did it we saved him
You all scream

You: ahhhh old people!!!!

Dicky: how did she get here

Nicky: I bet the butler did it

Butler: I did I drove her here

Anne: what were you kids thinking you can't just take her dog

Dawn: she as going to turn squishy paws into a fur coat

Tom: oh come on he's nearly big enough for a vest ear muffs maybe

Ricky: it's true dog she has dog fur and dog skeletons in her house

Nicky: and a doggy cook book she was going to make mutloaf out of Garry

Dicky: and she was dressed as a butcher

Ms. Domong: I was only dressed that was because I was bathing lord Timothy

Dawn: then what about your little doggy chamber of doom

Ms.Domong: I can see why you might think these things

You: because your evil

Ms. Domong: but I would never hurt a dog I am a k-9 historian and the things you saw were ancient artefact woof pelt worn by hunters the skeleton of an extinct species and a cook book of recipes made for dogs not out of dogs

Anne: I think you kids owe ms.Domong and apology

You and dicky: do we? Do we?
They all look at you two

Ricky: pretty sure we do dicky and y/n

Dicky: oh then sorry ms.Domong
They look at you

You: fine! Sorry ms.Domong

Dawn: yea we're really sorry

Ma.domong: it's all right I know that you were just looking out for lord Timothies well fair