Still episode 1 pilot haha

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Nicky: you learn anything about RASHES
he says as he picks his shirt up
All: ewuuuhhhhh
You: Nicky put your shirt down
He puts his shirt down
Dawn: you see what I'm dealing with? It's not like we're bad kids bad tho ha just happen to us
Nicky shows his rash to hazel and she screams and falls with the mannequin
You: oh Nicky *smacks forehead*
Dawn: see? Our lives are so unfair
Kenny:hey mom.. Dad
Anne: ok kenny we told you not to call us that we are not your parents it's creepy
Kenny: but they call you that
Dawn:cause we're their children
Ricky: we're quadruplets
You: I don't even call them mom or dad
The 4 of them wave at kenny
Kenny: quadruplets? I look more like you two then him
He said pointing at Nicky
I go to Nicky and pay him on the back trying not to laugh
Kenny: anyways pops, this came for ya
Tom gasp
Tom:yes it's here
He starts unboxing it and then he pulls out a Jersey
Tom: behold this jersey was worn by brownie Wilson fabled hero of the grideye ( I don't know how to spell much don't come at me) in the days of your I searched long and hard for this and now... it's mine
Ricky: wow it's signed and everything
Tom: ah ah no one touches my number 2
Dicky laughs
Dicky: number 2 haha
Dawn elbows dicky
Tom: this is the greatest day of my life
Anne: our wedding? The kids birth?
Tom: oh come on you ever think someone would say yay 4 kids at once
Tom chuckles a little And your looking at him like 👁👄👁 umm what's happening
Tom: ok change of subject punishment time who wants to clean up the puke in the sky diving simulator
All: ewwwwww
You: nope I'm not doing that
Dawn: you know what as the oldest
Ricky: by 4 seconds
Dawn:I will show my little brothers how to be grown up, responsible, and mature
They then hear a dog
Dawn: awww puppy
You: yea real mature haha
And you walk over there
Dawn: look at this little snudger I just wanna eat his face yes I do *baby talking voice*
Anne: these kids cannot focus Tom help me out here
Tom: who's my sweet number 2
He slappes his self with the sleeves
Tom: oh stop. Stop it
Pet adoption lady: Im having a pet adoption fair in the slot next door
Dawn: boom adopted
Anne: boom returned you kids can't take care of a dog it would just turn into one big fight
Dawn: fight? Pfft fight we're totally buds quad and Y/N hug
Your in between dicky and Nicky squished together and Nicky is blushing a little bit you don't see
Dawn: your feeling it right?
Tom: that felt forced
Dawn: forced? Pfft forced.... Ricky tell em why it's not forced
Ricky:mom dad you've always taught us that love means trusting each other so if you really love us isn't it time you trusted us?...... Nicky back me up here
Nicky:look I trust this dog is gonna give us worms
You: really Nicky *wispers*
Nicky:but he'll give us worms together
All: yes together
Dicky he is right we can totes do this
Tom: no and your going to give the dog right back to *gasp* he is soo soft
Anne: you guys are not ready for this
Dawn: Mom Ik we've disappointed you in the past but this dog is a chance for us to show you we can work together
You: taking care of a dog will improve their team efforts
Dawn: so please let us show you the team you want us to be....please.....Mommy
Anne:..... alright you can have the dog
Dawn: yea fireworks
You high five the boys while dawn is making firework noise
Anne: but this is a trial run you have one week to show that you guys can do this together if you guys can not than he's gotta go back to the shelter got it?
All: yep yes got it 
Pet adoption lady: great I'll grab his papers
Tom: *gasp* he can read
Dawn Harper and Y/N huddle
You all put your hands in
All: awwwww Harper's and Y/N
Nicky gets hit
Nicky: ow I totally deserve that
Back to the Harpers house (yes you basically live with them your parents go on job trips things idk ok)
Dicky: I'm not gonna lie you rock those better then me *talking to the dog*
Dawn: Dicky we have to take this seriously that's why I have come up with a schedule of doggy care taking duties tada
You: it's really nice dawn
Dawn: thank you Y/N
Ricky: that's a very nice chore chart
You: here we go
Ricky: ofc it's not as nice as mine ta double da
Dawn: wow... those 4 seconds are really killing you aren't they
You try not to laugh
Ricky: I just think my way is the best way of taking care of chip
Dawn: ehhhh we are not naming him chip
Dicky: that right his name is tiny Elvis
Ricky: he doesn't look anything like Elvis
Dicky: he will when I put him in this
He pulls out a little Elvis costume
Dawn: umm he's not wearing that he's wearing this
She pulls out a little sailers costume
You: that is so cute
Dawn: ikr and his name is admiral suishypaws
Then Nicky comes from a box in the back
Nicky: clearly he's a Garry
All except Nicky: Garry?!
They all start arguing about a name as you sit there then you got up
You: guys...... Guys
Dawn starts to think then she whistles and they stop arguing
Dawn:we're doing exactly what mom and dad said we would
Dicky: sweet
Dawn and you: no not sweet
Dawn: we have to work together that's why I'm willing to follow * swill owes her words* Ricky's lead
Ricky: I thought you'd might and that's why I created a picture to represent that
Dawn: this is gonna be totally easy
                              *2 LATER*
Dawn: this is so hard
Dicky: this is the longest week ever
Ricky and you: it's only been 2 hours
Nicky: he needs to go out
You and dicky: how can you tell?
Dawn: those are his I have to pee ears
You: oh
Ricky: it's not my turn to walk him
Dawn: not mine
Nicky: not mine
Dicky: ugh I guess I'll be the responsible one
Ricky: no way I'm the leader I'm the responsible one
Dawn:Don't you be more responsible than me
Nicky: hold on it's cape weather
You laugh a little as they run out
Dicky: man they're so easy
You: they actually fell for that haha
                            *NEXT DAY*
You are all fake smiling
Anne: it's wonderful isn't it
Tom: it's overwhelming
Anne: ugh this week has been amazing
Tom: glorious
Anne: I thought I'd never see this day
Tom: it's like a dream come true
He's talking about the Jersey
They both wipe a fake tear
Tom: love you brownie *walks away*
Ricky: is mom still looking over here?
Dicky: I can't fake this smile much longer
Dawn: I'm so sick of you guys *smiling* but if we make it through today squishypaws  will be staying with us forever
Ricky:I think the person who actually done his chores should get to name the dog
Nicky: I thought we settled on Garry
You: oh poor sweet innocent Nicky *whispers*
Dicky: and she's gone
Dawn: Garry'S not a dog name
You: I agree sorry Nicky but you can name a snail Garry
Nicky: it's better then tiny Elvis
Dicky: well this foam bat says it isn't
Nicky: let's end this
Dawn: squad bat fight
They all start to hit each other with foam bats arguing about a name for the dog while your just sitting there Then rickys bat flew out of his hands in the air about to hit their dads number 2 Jersey but instead it hit hazel and she bumped into the jersey they all let out a sigh of relief
Dawn: sorry hazel
Hazel: uh I'm ok *walks away*
The jersey then falls you all scream but not to loud
Dawn: look what you did
Ricky: you called the bat fight
Nicky:you started it
Dicky: you started it
The dog is on the jersey
Dawn: oh no
Dicky: at least his ears aren't- uhh
Ricky: put down your pee ears and step away from the jersey
You all scream and then he peed on the jersey
All: ewwwwww
Dawn is trying to scrub it away
Nicky: is it coming off?!
Dawn: I can't tell over the smell of your lunch can you maybe lean back until get a mint
Ricky: no big deal chip just went number one on dads number two
Dicky: normally I'd laugh at that but... no it's still funny
You laugh a little to
Ricky: no it's not my life is over
Dawn: come on you guys if we handle this right dad doesn't have to find out and we get to keep the dog
Nicky: what's the point
Dicky: it's over
Ricky: I failed I'm a horrible leader
Y/N hands dawn a glove and she smack the boys with it
Boys: ahhhh
Ricky: you could've used the side without the price tag

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