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fifty two

𝚂𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚁𝚎𝚌𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 : 𝕊𝕝𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣 ℙ𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕪 ~ 𝔸𝕤𝕙𝕟𝕚𝕜𝕜𝕠
(disclaimer: this song is not pg so I wouldn't recommend listening to it around your parents, or any of her other songs.)

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Knock. Knock. Knock.

"The door is open!" Haechan yelled. "I may have forgotten to shut it when I came in."

"Wha-this is my house?"

"No its not you're just delusional"

"Dumbass."

"Well that's not a very nice thing to call your future wife is it Mark?" Johnny spoke up finally putting the jar of mayonnaise down.

"Wait who was knocki-"

"Jared!" A man ran into the room, holding a pink princess themed gun. Heading towards the man in the chair, untying the ropes. "You're ok!"

"Sooman my love! You came for me!" Jared hugged the intruder.

All of them were gaping at the scene, awestruck of what's happening.

"Did they touch you? Did they hurt you? Are you ok? Should I kill them for you?"

"Sooman, baby, it's fine they didn't hurt me. They just smashed a cup on my head, hit me with a chair, tied me up, and then smashed my head in with a Nokia."

"So basically you had sex without the se-"

"What the fuck is happening." The now once again conscious Jaemin, who still had Renjun clinging onto him, questioned.

It only took 2 hours for them to fill him in on what happened. It would have only taken 10 minutes but with them all talking over each other and a few make out breaks, with their respective partners of course, cheating isn't allowed in this household, that 10 minutes took just a tiny bit longer.

"Baby, I'm busting you outta here." Sooman said while nodding his head.

"That 'baby' of yours is cheating on you!" Chenle yelled out.

"My baby would never do such a thing. That is an outrageous accusation!" Sooman retorted.

Lucas laughed, "So that's why he did hit on my Jungwoo and the Chinese bitch."

"Chinese bitch has a name." Winwin mumbled.

"Jared. What is this about?" Sooman slowly turned to look at the original intruder.

"I still love you Soomanie, I swear. It's just he hurt me in a way you never had and I need to feel that pain again. I still love you but I love the pain he caused me." Jared rambled, picking his nails and shaking his leg.

"PLEASEEE I HAVEN'T HAD THIS MUCH DRAMA SINCE TAEIL BAILED TAEIL ON THEIR DATE" Chenle snorted.

"I have an idea," Xiaojun spoke up. "How about you give us our friends back and leave us all, including chinese bitch, alone for good and we'll think about not calling the police."

"My name is Winwin guys." The Chinese mumbled once again.

"You see I was interested until you said I can't have my baby boy." Jared spat.

"Jared honey what--I-m not poly--"

"First of all." Renjun finally got off his baby daddy, turning to face the two intruders. "Baby boy already has a daddy and that is the anime bitch... not the cute one the other one," he continued. "Secondly, Winlose doesn't want you. So I'm going to make Xiaojun's offer a bit clearer for you. You either leave and return our friends and leave all of us alone or I will personally shove Johnny's arm down your throat and rip your heart out."

"Wait why my arm?" Johnny spoke up.

"You really think mine can fit?" Renjun shot back.

At that Sooman and Jared decided that they weren't going to take any chances and after quietly mumbling that they'd drop the stolen ones off at Renjun's flat they quickly ran out the door and down the street not looking back.

"For the last time my name is Winwin." Winwin spoke up for a third time obviously annoyed.

"Okay Tie."

"You know what Ten, shut the fuck up."

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"What?! You lost them?!" the man yelled.

"Listen we're not taking any chances there, either you pay us more or--"

The man shove Jared and sooman down the floor with a loud thud, he turns around and spits on both of them and scowl.

"Rude! what would you do if you had corona?!"

The man rolled his eyes and started to rolled up his sleeves.

"I have to do everything by myself."

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You think it's over? its far from over :)
- Rain

I hope you enjoyed the chapter. I know most people hate self promo but I've been working really hard on making edits for Instagram lately, my most recent took almost 9 hours, and I would really appreciate it is you could maybe check them out and support my account. My account is @cmae.eamp and of course if you don't want to support me I completely understand. - Coffee