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After almost getting kicked out at starbucks, they decided it would be best if they actually head to a quiet area.

Therefore, they head to the park

"Careful there's a stone- no jaemin you cannot eat jeno while massaging renjun that's weird- what the-- yuta stop clinging on winwin--!"  Kun yelled while seeing winwin almost passed out because yuta is literally GLUED to winwin. That poor boy have run out of energy moments ago when yuta spontaneusly bite winwin's neck because he was 'experimenting' whether winwin taste like honey or not.

As they got ready to cross the road, Xiaojun-- who was too busy commenting on TikTok about how dalgoda coffee looks like sperm crosses the road without looking at the traffic lights

"You hotti- dummy it's the red light!" Kun reaches out for him when a car actually speed down the alley

"I um- sorry gege" He mumbled. Xiaojun isn't really keen on saying sorry but this time he really was wrong.

and so he smiles "Thank you for saving me" Xiaojun smile is beaming and fuc-- he can cure cancer with that smile holy shit.

"It's nothing." Kun waves him off "You should be careful next time though"

"I really should" He laughs "But gege, why is your face red?"

"He's suffering from love diesease" Johnny said and they rest snickered

"No I'm not!!!"

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Jisung prefers the quiet type. He also prefers girls over guys. He likes it when his partner act suave, tsundere and all that such.

Zhong Chenle is the opposite of them all.  He's loud, talkative and soft. Chenle is nowhere near suave but more to a sweet round chinese fluffball. He rambles in chinese when he's excited. He fiddles with his fingers when he's nervous and not to mention he is really straightforward with his feelings.

Zhong Chenle, is not jisung's type.

"Jisuuung come play with meeee"" Chenle whined. Chenle is actually older but he acts much much younger than chenle

"But hyung I need to-" he stops in the middle because chenle is giving him the absolute puppy eyes

Sighing, Jisung says " Alright, what do you want to play?"

"Hide and seek!!" He yelled

"We're in the park?"

He pouted "What's wrong with that? lots of people play in the park"

"Tch fine, But I'm a master at this"

"nag nag nag, come on let's play with the hyungies!"

and with that, they played for about an hour because Jisung didn't find Haechan.

Turns out he was hiding in the tree

I repeat, In the tree.

Don't ask.

"Ha! I win! Yall suck!" He laughs

"Good job jisung, I never expected that outcome" Chenle laughs aswell

"You know, I'm disapointed a bit, Why did you choose a hiding spot that suck?  I found you within seconds"

It's true, Chenle was hiding in a bush. That's literally the first spot Jisung look at.

"I guess I suck then" Chenle don't really mind though

He laughs "Yeah you suck ass"

"Well instead of ass I guess I am a sucker for you" He cheekily smiled, then runs to the other hyung

Okay so maybe Chenle is a tiny bit of jisung's type.

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"Does fish have dicks?"

Can this man get any dumber? I sighed for the millionth time before replying "No doyoung, fish does not have dicks"

"but like, how do they fuck? I mean I called Johnny a fishdick for a while now and you're telling me fish doesn't have dicks?"

"Why are you even calling johnny a fishdick? also they taught this in elementary school"

"but that's not in the sex ed class? also Johnny's dick once didn't got hard for girl because he didn't realized he was gay and so his dick looked like a dead fish when he was trying, keyword try to fuck the girl. Poor girl was so insulted that he didn't got hard for her she pissed on him."

"What the fu- I don't know who to feel bad Johnny or the girl"

Doyoung chuckled "That shit tried fuck her when he was gay, I think he deserved that piss"

"and how the fuck did you know all of this?"

"well I-" he tried to talk but was interrupted by none other than

"He was freaking dared by haechan to hide in my closet for 2 hours and coincidently that 2 hours was when I fucking bring a girl home" Johnny explained while glaring at doyoung, probably mad he told me

"Shit was so funny I tried so hard not to piss on his clothes"

"piss on my clothes and I'll have ten onto you"

doyoung snickered "pft, that shorty has nothing on me"

"oh ho but he's a great biter"

"aaaand that's my cue to leave" I spun around and jog to Taeyong

"Done chit chatting with your boyfriend?"

"He is NOT my boyfriend"

"not yet anyway" he suddenly appeared next to me

Laughing nervously, I tried to contain my blush as I said "What do you mean?"

"Nothing." he looks around and crouched down to my height

"Hey you-!" I was just about to scold him that I'm not small, I'm just fun sized!

It was then I realized that there were no words, just something soft and round a bit chapped touched my right cheek and I hear the very unenergetic Taeyong squel out loud I realized that

Did he just kiss me?

"Moon Taeil, I'm going to court you" He winked and sprinted away to Johnny.

Damn that cute bunny looking ass.