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fifty

Hi! So this is the first chapter of this book that I'm writing so I hope you like it. At the start of every chapter I write I'm going to put a song recommendation (it might be kpop but it won't always be) so I hope you enjoy the songs!

𝚂𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚁𝚎𝚌𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 : 𝔹𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕤 ~ ℙ𝕖𝕒𝕔𝕙

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"OMG, OMG, OMG. What do we do?! We need to get rid of him. What if we burn him. What if we eat him. What if-"

"Jeno for the love of God shut the fuck up. " Renjun interrupted his boyfriend before he could ramble any longer. "Message the group chat my phones upstairs."

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MARK IS DADWIE HALP

Ten: And that's the story of how Johnny mistook a cat statue as a dildo

Xiaojun: ok what the hell did I just read

Me: guys
I'm dating a felon

Dolphin: you broke up with bottom and side bottom?

Me: no-

Dolphin: it's Renjun isn't it.

Haechanie: sis we already knew

Kun: ok I'll be the normal one. Jeno what happened?

Me: So me and Jaemin were going to Renjuns right because we missed our bottom and we hear a scream so we run so we can protect our baby from whatever the danger was. So like we find Renjun in the kitchen and-

Adultchick: GET TO THE POINT

Me: DON'T RUSH ME BITCH
so as I was saying we find Renjun in the kitchen and it's dark but we don't see anything so we turn the light on. Also can I say we ran up 5 flights of stairs for this that bitch really can scream loud. So we turn the lights on and Renjun is stood there and he looks adorable and I just want to hug him, and kiss him because he deserves the world and he's so smol and cute and mum I love him--

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"OW" Jeno exclaimed as he felt a force hit his head. He turned around to see his short boyfriend glaring at him.

"Focus."

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Me: ok anyway so Jaemin goes over to Renjun and trips over something so we turn the light on and there a body on the floor and Renjuns hand is covered in blood so Jaemin faints and we have a randoms strangers body.

marker: What. The. Fuck.

Winwin: ok we'll come over

Me: wait everyone?

Ten: Obviously. Best friends goals am I right

Johnny: Ten. Darling. Shut up.

Sungchan: hold the fuck up why is everyone cool with this mans just murdered someone tf

Yuta: stfu you stealer of my men

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"So what now"  Renjun felt a pair of arms wrap themselves around his waist.

"We can have some fun whilst we wait." Jeno smirked before frowning when Renjun pushed him away.

"Stop being so horny oh my god."

The 2 of them were silent after that, well two of them had no choice but that's not the point. They weren't waiting long for the others to arrive but to them it felt like forever. Finally the heard a knock on the door before someone opened it.

"RENJUN WATCH OUT!"

The next thing he knew he was being pulled out the way as the man attempted to grab his leg and pull him down, whilst a panicked Jeno hit the man with a chair. Renjun looked around in shock before quickly thanking Johnny.

"Since when was that bitch awake?" Renjun exclaimed still in shock.

"I don't know but maybe we should tie him up or something." Chenle stated.

"There's rope in the cupboard under the stairs."

Johnny went to get the rope before walking back into the room and tying the once again unconscious man to the chair making sure this time he wouldn't be able to attempt any funny business.

'What's up bitches! Woahh those knots are perfectly tied, Did you perhaps had some practice or something?" Heachan said qhile wiggling his eyebrows are johnny

"Maybe we did. What about it?"

Haechan stared at Ten in shock before realising he wasn't really shocked and was actually just disgusted. They didn't have to wait long for the man to wake up for a second time, although half of them did have to question how 1. he wasn't dead and 2. how he was able to wake up after being hit on the head twice when Jaemin was still knocked out.

"Before we sort him out," Renjun gestured to the man on the chair. "We found these."

Renjun picked the notebook up before attempting to give then to Winwin, however, he tripped over his Anime Girl wig and the notes flew all the way over the kitchen into the sink which was full of water.

"GARRY! NO!" Renjun exclaimed in despair as the book landed on the pet fish. "Quick someone do CPR!'"

"Renjun. It's a fish--wait why the fuck is there a fish in your sink."

"First of all Sungchan it is not just a fish, he has a name and that is Garry. Secondly that is his home where else am I supposed to put him."

"A goldfish bowl?" Mark started to say before quickly shutting up when he could feel Renjun glaring at him.

"Okay so now what." Winwin shook his head questioning how he ended up in the situation with these idiots.

"Oh we took a picture of the notes just in case". Jeno stated as if it was the most obvious thing ever.

'Finally someone in the group did someone right.' They heard a unfamiliar voice.

Everyone slowly turned to stare at the now fully awake man.

"Bitch shut the fuck up." Renjun said before yet again smashing his head with a nokia phone. 

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AUTHORS NOTE

cue the Eastenders doof doof doof sound. -coffee

guys because life kinda suck rn the qna will be a bit late cus damnit i don't have time i'm sorry yall love u mwah -rain