AshXeiji oneshots

Morning days

Third person POV

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It was quite

It was peaceful

Until it wasn't

"Eiji!! Wake up please!!",ash whined out while gently shaking his lover to wake up

"Leave me alone I'm tired"

"Please can you make me this omelette I saw on the internet",ash said with his puppy eyes

(Tell me why I let out an inhuman noise while imagining as with his puppy eyes)

"Can't you make it yourself you're a grown man already",eiji said and pulled the blanket which made ash fall of the bed

(Old married couple fighting back at it again👨‍🦯)

"Well fine I will make it!, maybe it'll be better then what you made me eat the other day",ash said and stomped out the bedroom and downstairs to the kitchen

"MY FOOD IS DELICIOUS FOR YOUR INFORMATION!!",eiji yelled from the bedroom

"Whatever if he want make me food then that's fine I can do this all by myself I'll show him",ash mumbled and got out all the ingredients

~commercial break~

"ASH what have you done to my kitchen!!",eiji yelled and quickly grabbed a rag and cleaned all the flour off ash's face

(Lemme go cry real quick👨‍🦯)

"Turns out I'm no chef at this food stuff",ash mumbled

"You idiot if you just told woke me up then I would have made an omelette for you!"

"I to did try to wake you up but you just told me to leave you alone!"

"Next time dump ice cold water on me then!"

"You would hit me with a damn broom again!"

"No I wouldn't!"

"You are ridiculous sometimes eiji!"

"Oh I'm the ridiculous one!"

"Yes!"

"Hey guys I brought some pancakes and omelettes for us to eat",they both turned their heads and saw shorter and skip in the doorway holding a bag with pancakes and omelettes

"Yeah me and shorter got to the bakery downtown early for breakfast!",skip said with a smile

"Oh Poop what happened here?",shorted said and put down the pancakes on the table

"Well mr blonde guy over here decided to be an idiot and try to make himself breakfast, when he knows damn well he can't cook even if his life depended on it!",eiji yelled out

"It's not my fault you wouldn't wake up!"

"Like I said, ice cold water!"

"You'd hit me!"

"I'd never!"

Shorter and skip just stood there like a couple of sim characters just staring and hearing their friends yelling at each other

"How much you wanna bet eiji will pull out the broom again?",shorter whispered to skip

"Nah he will pull out these hands",skip said

"Oh he's going for the broom!"

"Yeah and there's ash climbing on top of the counter"

"And yeah eiji pulled out the broom pay up little man",shorter said and held his hand out for his money

"Wow you're surprisingly good at these guessing games"

"It's all about knowing your mind"

"That doesn't even make se-"

"Shhhhhh the mind skip it's always the mind"

And that's how their morning went shorter calming down a fuming eiji and skip handing ash his warm and fresh omelette

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I wrote this in class so I was rushing💀✌️
Also I'm sorry if I don't answer to your comments Wattpad is stupid and won't let me reply back👨‍🦯
But I hope you enjoy this and take care
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