AshXeiji oneshots

Star gazing

Third person POV

"ASH!",eiji yelled from their shared bedroom

Once ash heard eiji yelling he bolted like the damn flash up to their bedroom, and busted down the door like tom cruise

"What happened are you hurt?, is everything okay?",ash said in a panicked voice

"Yeah everything's fine I just wanted to let you know shorter called and he wants us to go stargazing with him later",eiji said with a smile and got back on his phone

"This bitch",ash mumbled

"If that's all you wanted to tell me I'm going back to sleep"

"That's all you do sleep everyday nothing new some old shit"

"Leave me alone eiji I'm tired"

"Tired of what being a dumb ass all day"

(Oop eiji really went there👁👁)

Then they both just kept roasting each other back and forth like an old married couple

THEY ARE A COUPLE

~time skip

"Eiji are you and ash ready to go out now the news reporter said the stars will be visible to see tonight?",shorter asked through the phone

"Yep me and ash are all set he's just looking for his gun just in case so give us a couple more minutes",eiji said and hanged up the call

"A gun....."

Shorter really said 😀🤳

Anyways👨‍🦯

~another stupid time skip~

Once the three of them got a blanket set down and shorter and his telescope all set, ash and eiji sat down staring out into the beautiful sunset waiting for the moment when it goes dark and the starts will be able to be seen

"Hey eiji can you pass me a croissant?",shorter said

"Sure here"

(This is reminding me of that one vine...)

"Hey eiji can I ask you a quick question?",ash asked

"Sure go ahead"

"What age would you think you'd be ready to get married?"

It was a long pause before eiji thought about it

"Honestly ash, whenever I fall in love with somebody I can already picture me marrying them and it makes me so happy whenever I do"

"So you'd be okay getting married at any age?"

"Yeah as long as the person loves me as how much I love them"

"Hey guys the sun is going down now the stars THE STARS!",shorted yelling but ash and eiji were in their own little world

"So how much does the person have to love you?",ash asked

"The same as how much I love them",eiji said back with a smile

"Woah there so pretty",shorter mumbled looking at all the bright stars

"And you're love for somebody would be?",ash asked since he wanted to know deep down he wanted to know how much eiji would go to loving someone

To loving him

"Look at the stars",eiji whispered

Once ash looked up he saw all the bright stars millions or even billions brightening up the sky

"That's how much I'll love them",eiji whispered into his ear

(Hey how you doing little mama lemme whisper in your ear👁👁)

"There's so many",ash said

"Yeah like over a billion stars just shining, it's gorgeous",shorter said

"Wow there so pretty",eiji said and layed down on the blanket

Ash also layed down and had one final question for eiji

"So eiji how much would you say you love me?",ash asked

His heart started beating a lot waiting for eiji's response

"Just keep looking at the stars"

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This was probably another cringy ass chapter I ever wrote and probably didn't even make sense half of the time💀