Lonely souls Michael x FEM Reader

-level 3-

BOLD = Shock
( ___ )= out loud
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" you look like.... Keanu Reeves!"

" ~my default mode, I see may also want to take instructions from Batman, Beyoncé, a sexy anime cat girl with a tail!~"

" OK OK that's that's OK Keanu's fine!"

" wait so can everyone see you! What if they question me!"

"~Jeremy they will only question you if they see you talking to yourself so don't do that!~"

"~ just think of me like you're telepathic~"

" 00 I know this one.... LIKE A X MEN!"

" ~oh Jesus Jeremy.... MOST Squips have it easy they just have to teach the person how to be cool with you on the other hand I have to kick you down and then rebuild you all over again~!"

" that's a little offensive don't you think!"

"~ that is the only way you will learn Jeremy~"

There was a long Creepy pause between me and the squip as I slowly put my hands in my pockets

"~WHAT WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING!~"

"WHAT NOW!"

"~ take your hands out of your pockets! And second of all what do you mean "wHaT nOw" Jeremy I already told you you are a rebuild third of all you thought this was going to be easy this is going to take a lot of time and work!~"

From seeing what the squip is like so far he's really bossy and offensive!

"~ Jeremy your shirt utterly disgust me! And I'm a robot I can't even feel emotions!~"

" oh wow thank you." I say in a sarcastic manner

"~ go into that store right there!~"

" urban outfitters?"

"~YES~"

" wait but I don't even have any money!"

"~ yeah you do that emergency credit card that your mom gave you~"

"WHAT NO THATS FOR A EMERGENCY! YOU EVEN SAID IT!"

" ~this IS an emergency Jeremy ,look at your attire! You look like a nerd!~"

" I thought I was more of a geek."

" ~whatever you wanna call yourself Jeremy it's not a good look!~"

"~ that's why you obviously got me in the first place~"

I walk into the urban outfitters with fear WHY DID I GET THIS THING IF IT IS JUST GOING TO BE A BITCH

"~Jeremy you quantum structure is very uncomfortable ~"

"Um I have no idea what that means but ok."

I enter the store and look around, the squip is telling me where to go , he told me to go to the men section up stairs.

I slowly pic up a shirt

"~No.~"