[✓] pick up line ━ sakuatsu

chapter twenty one - phase one: start

after school...

agkaashi: you're going to have to ask atsumu out some time today. you know that right?

sakusa_k: yeah

daishoudasnacc: you can do it bestie

sakusa_k: i know i can. the only thing i'm worried about is confessing. i'm not good at expressing what i feel.

daishoudasnacc: (besides disgust)

sakusa_k: yes

kurooisasexymf: you don't have to be cheesy or romantic. just straight up say it.

osamuisnotafuckboy: "hey bitch i like you. we're dating now"

sunaisfoxyfromfnaf: yes. exactly like that.

kenyounot: i agree

kurooisasexymf: not the introverts helping with a confession 🙄🖐🏼

daishoudasnacc: LMAOAOAOAO

komoriii: no no, they have a point. it's straight up and sakusa's style.

sakusa_k: we'll see

daishoudasnacc: ask him out after practice or during break

sakusa_k: i was already planning on doing that but okay

bokutogotaphatass: akaashi, why do you never slap my ass?

aghkaashi: sigh

kurooisasexymf: yeah akaashi. at least poke it

agkaashi: i'm good.

bokutogotaphatass: AGKAASHI PLEASE

aghkaashi: lord have mercy

kurooisasexymf: IS THE LORD BETTER THAN THAT ASS?

kenyounot: SHUT UP DREAM IS LIVE

kurooisasexymf: you love some dude with no face more than me

kenyounot: yes i do

kurooisasexymf: brb going to go cry

bokutogotaphatass: me and you both bro

( end of conversation )

akaashi: hey teru

terushima: heYYyyyYYYYy

akaashi: how have you been feeling lately?

terushima: hm
terushima: totally tubular

akaashi: good to hear

terushima: wbu?

akaashi: fine

terushima: kewl

akaashi: mind if i ask a quick a question?

terushima: go for it

akaashi: how do you plan on confessing to atsumu?

terushima: just like, the cliche way.

akaashi: which is?

terushima: like after school at the coffee shop