[✓] pick up line ━ sakuatsu

chapter one - hey baby

12:40
TUESDAY, JUNE 16, 2020

unknown number: hey baby, if i serve my heart to you, would you get it?

you ( sakusa ): ew no
you: who are you and why did you send me a pick up line at midnight?

unknown number: oh? you want to know more about me already? (｡◕‿◕｡)

you: yeah, i didn't fw that so to block button i go.

unknown number: wAit nO!
unknown number: my name is miya atsumu. i'm 16 and go to inarizaki high.

you: man, you're another level of stupid.

unknown number: YER THE ONE WHO ASKED FOR MY INFO! (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

you: no i didn't???
you: you most likely just gave your information to an old man.

unknown number: well, i know yer not an old man that's for sure.

you: and how are you so sure?

unknown number: ya speak my generation's language ✨

you: i can feel your stupidity through the screen

unknown number: i'm going to ignore that and move on
unknown number: sOooO, what's yer name?

you: you really think i'm going to tell you my name?
you: like i said, you're another level of stupid.

unknown number: oh come on! i sent ya a pick up line, told you my name, age, and what school i go to! the least you could do is tell your name (ಥ_ʖಥ)

you: sigh
you: sakusa kiyoomi

unknown number: such a nice name 😌✨

you: it's literally just a name but okay.

unknown number: I'M TRYING TO BE NICE HERE!
unknown number: oh yeaH, btw i'm a duDe ✨.

you: you aren't special, so am i.

unknown number: my bisexual ass is ShaKing.
unknown number: i sent a pick up line to a guy my age. I HIT THE JACK POT TODAY.

you: i haven't even told you my age.

unknown number: you haven't turned down the fact we are the same age (ؑᵒᵕؑ̇ᵒ)◞✧

you: i just "met" you but i'm already questioning how your mind works.

unknown number: i'm honored ✨. anywhO, what school do you go to?

you: let's get this over with. i'm sakusa kiyoomi. i'm 16 and go to itachiyama academy.

unknown number: we aren't that far from each other :O

you: unfortunately.

unknown number: we might meet each other one day! ꒰⑅•ᴗ•⑅꒱

you: oh, what a nightmare.

unknown number: aW cmon be a little more excited! what are ya? a sea urchin?

you: excuse me?

unknown number: you're excused.
seen at 12:57 am
unknown number: WAIT NO NOT LITERALLY.
(;﹏;)
seen at 12:57 am
unknown number: fine then 😔. goodnight.
seen at 12:58 am

chapter one is finiSheD! have a great day! <33