[✓] pick up line ━ sakuatsu

chapter ten - two months

they say it takes six months to fall in love with someone. well, it took two idiots named atsumu and kiyoomi two months to fall in love with each other.

btw yes this is a two month time skip!

atsumu: OMI-KUN 。・゜・(ノД')・゜・。

you: w h a t

atsumu: HELP AJSHKANZJAKANZ

you: h u h

atsumu: SAMU IS CHASING ME WITH A FUCKING BROOM

you: he's doing what i wish i could do

atsumu: OMI-KUN!

you: i said what i said

atsumu: COME OVER HERE AND BE MY KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR

you: i'll pass. i'm very comfy in my bed.

atsumu: I'M IN MY CLOSET.
atsumu: I HAVEN'T BEEN IN HERE SINCE THE SEVENTH GRADE

you: explain the reference please.

atsumu: i came out to my parents in the seventh grade

you: nice to know.

atsumu: HE'S BANGING ON THE FUCKING
DOOR—
atsumu: osamu-banging-on-the-door-as-atsumu-cries.mp4

you: "STOP BEING A LITTLE BITCH AND LET ME HIT YOU" HAS ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR—
you: I'M SORRY BUT YOUR CRYING IS HILARIOUS—

atsumu:

you: good luck 😗✌🏼

atsumu: BITCH

you: did you hear what the fuck i said?

atsumu: SHAKE.

you: SOME.

atsumu: ASS

you: HOE
you: alright i'ma skrt

atsumu: NOoOO DON'T LEAVE ME LIKE THIS

you:

atsumu: osamu has officially entered the chat

you: shit, you really beat his ass?

atsumu: hell yeah.
atsumu: i won't hesitate bitch 😌✨

you: nice

atsumu: so when do ya plan on coming over?

you: o h ?

atsumu: daishou will probably drag ya here one day so be prepared for that.

you: as long as he's not touching me while dragging me then i'm fine with that.

atsumu: the whole point of dragging is grabbing someone and dragging them.

you: guess i won't be getting dragged ✨

atsumu: big barajbskwhsjabskshnabz
atsumu: HAHAHHAHAHAH I'M BACK BITCHES 😎

you: damn, i liked your twin better

atsumu: :O
atsumu: wow, ttyl omi-kun

you: i'm k i d d i n g

atsumu: T^T

you: siGh

atsumu: (￣^￣)

you: AtsUmU~

atsumu: o(｀ω' )o

you: i don't want to

atsumu: ('°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)

you: f i n e
you: i'm sorry 💗

atsumu: \(//∇//)\

you: gAh, i hate you

atsumu: no you don't 🥺

you: yes i do

atsumu: no you don't ∩^ω^∩

you: i 50% hate you.

atsumu: and what about that other 50%? )^o^(

you: 50% despise you.

atsumu: well damn 😔

and he 120% loved him

this was short asf. next few chapters might just be fillers. idK. like i know what i want to write about it's just that idk how to get to that point, but have a good morning, afternoon, night bbs. with love,
aj <33