Eden's Garden (A Weasley Twin Smut Fic)

28- Detention 2

"You know you guys didn't need to fight them." I told the twins as we trudged down to the dungeons again.

"You got pushed down the steps for no bloody reason! Did you expect us to just stand there and do nothing?" George slung his arm around my shoulders as he said this.

"Well, I didn't you to get violent! A simple piss off would've done!"

"Oh right! You just pushed our favorite person down the stairs! Piss off mate! That'll show them!" Fred scoffed as we approached Snape's classroom.

"Whatever. Just don't do that again I hate detention." We walked in and he whipped around.

"How nice of you to join us."

"We're on time!" I protested.

"Silence, May! No talking back." I looked down as he continued on. "Today you'll be brewing me some stocks of Amortentia for my other classes. Don't mess up or I will know. You have access to my ingredients but do not take advantage of it. I have everything in there memorized so I'll know if you take anything."

We nodded and with a swoosh of his dramatically long cape he was gone.

"Ahhh, some relaxation! Finally." The twins kicked their feet up onto a desk and closed their eyes.

"This isn't nap time! We need to brew this Amortentia!" I pushed their feet off the table and they nearly fell to the floor.

"I think you mean you need to brew the Amortentia." My mouth fell open. "Careful, you'll catch flies." Fred chuckled at his own joke.

"You little prick! I'm not doing this on my own!" I crossed my arms waiting for one of them to stand up. Reluctantly, George stood up and headed to get a cauldron.

"Thank you Georgie. Now you can either help or taste test the ingredients to see if they're fresh or not."

Fred shot up and opened the ingredients cabinet.

"That's more like it."

We spent about half an hour prepping the ingredients and another hour brewing. Before long, I smelled cinnamon, gunpowder and firewood.

"I think it's right. Should we call him down to check?"

"Eden, we know it's perfect. You're the best at Potions out of all of us so we know you did it right." They each placed a kiss on my cheek as Snape came back into the classroom.

"I suspect your potion is done? I gave you more than enough time."

"Yes professor. It's right here."

He leaned over and took a deep whiff, and almost smiled before snapping out of it.

"That seems to be correct. You're free to go. But Weasleys," he looked sternly at the twins. "Any more fighting and you'll be expelled."

"If we're lucky," Fred mumbled. Snape raised a book in his hand and we all ran away. Once we were up the stairs we were all huffing and then burst out laughing.

"I swear, if it weren't for you we'd never get out of detention."

"That's what Molly pays me for."

They looked shocked at my joke, so I continued to play along.

"Yeah, didn't you know? I don't actually like either of you. I barely tolerate you for Merlin's sake. Molly gives a good salary for keeping you two out of trouble." George caught on after I said this and tried to hide his smile as Fred processed what I said.

"You mean... all the years we've been hanging out... you've been getting paid... and you actually hate us?"

"Yep. Why else would I want to be associated with you if not for money? Sometimes I question if I get enough."