The Only Universal Language...[Dream smp x Reader]

Ch. 4

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𝐏𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐝; 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐒𝐨 𝐔𝐬 𝐀𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐞 𝐗
𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝙸 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞, 𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚢
𝙸𝚜 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚘𝚢 𝚖𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚢
𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚖𝚊𝚣𝚎 𝚖𝚎
𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝'𝚜 𝚜𝚘 𝚞𝚜, 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝'𝚜 𝚜𝚘 𝚞𝚜
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0:19 ───|────── 2:52

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𝕐/𝕟'𝕤 ℙ.𝕆.𝕍.

"Fundy, you look like a homeless man."

"I do not!"

"Yes, you do, now come over here so I can trim your fur!" Fundy wasn't being easy to work with at the time. I was trying to trim his tail and the insides of his ears since they had overgrown since the last time I saw him.

I heard Purpled laugh from the corner he was sitting in, not being of any use at all. I look over at him and give him pleading eyes.

"Purpled, help me with him! He isn't listening!" I begged on. Purpled shook his head. After a while of chasing and yelling, I eventually got Fundy to sit down and let me trim up on his tail.

After a few minutes, which to Fundy felt like an hour, there was a small pile of Orange, Black and White fur on the ground under our chairs. I had also given him a small haircut, he needed it anyways.

"Purpled, your turn."

"What-!?" He sighed and sat in front of me, watching Fundy scratch at his ear agitatedly, like a dog. I gave Purpled a small trim on his now really blonde hair. I smiled as he looked up at me.

"See, not that hard now is it?" Purpled looked over at Fundy.

"No, it really wasn't."

"Oh shut up, you don't have fur in your ears!" Fundy yelled at him as he continued to scratch his ear, not use to the new feeling. I walked over and grabbed Fundy's hand. He looked up at me as his ears flicked, wanting them to be itched.

"Fundy, what did I say about scratching your ears after I trim them?" I asked. He looked down and his ears drooped.

"You told me never to itch them because it could give me a rash..." He said lowly. I nodded my head and patted his head.

"Awe, look! The furious furry has been tamed!" Purpled yelled from his spot. Fundy's ears shot up and his tail flicked a little.

"WHA- I'M NOT A FURRY!" I grabbed Fundy's head and hugged it close to my chest, giving him small pats as he whimpered.

"Hey, it's ok...Purpled is kind of correct though..." Fundy pushed me away and threw his hat on his head.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN-!?" He shouted, standing up and towering above me. I laughed.

"I mean that Purpled is right!"

"Purpled is always right." Purpled said in third person. I looked over at him and nodded.

"I can't handle this slander right now." Fundy mumbled, before jumping down Purpled's UFO. We watched him slowly land at the bottom, before running off elsewhere to do whatever Fundy does in his spare time. I sat up straight and looked over at Purpled.

"So, what do you do for fun around here?" Purpled shrugged.

"Usually we throw stuff at Callahan." He spoke. I tilted my head.

"Who's Callahan?" Purpled grabbed a wadded-up piece of paper and looked down his UFO entrance.

"Hey Callahan!" Purpled yelled. Someone looked up, only to be hit in the face by the oncoming paper. I laughed a little as the man walked away.

"I missed you guys a lot." I whispered before looking up at Purpled. He pulled me into a quick hug.

"I missed you too." I laughed a little as I hugged him back. "So, what'd you and Techno do without me?" I shrugged my shoulders a little.

"All we really did was farm potatoes if I'm being honest." He hummed as he petted my hair a little.

"Where did you guys settle?" I laughed a little.

"Woah, are you trying to dox me Purpled?" He laughed in return and shook his head.

"No, I wouldn't. I'm just trying to make sure that he took care of you correctly." I roll my eyes and pushed him away.

"Of course, he did, it's Technoblade! He would never hurt me. He would hurt a fly, just not me." Purpled sighed.

"Why do I somehow doubt it..." I was about to answer him when a familiar voice yelled from down below.

"Hey Purpled! Can I have some of your potatoes?" I looked down and laughed a little at Sapnap's behavior.

"Nah, they are mine!" I shouted downwards to him. He jumped up in surprise and squinted their eyes at me before they widened. "Boy down to the potato goddess bitch!"

"Y/n?"

"Yeah." I laughed a little, before jumping down Purpled's UFO to see Sapnap. The moment my feet touched the ground, he was already hugging me. "Woah, give me a warning next time-!" I laughed out to him. He said nothing, only shoving his face into my neck.

"I missed you! Dream has been such a bully to me, and no one else believed me except George. I needed someone else to talk to that I know would have my back no matter what happened!" I sighed a little and patted his back before pulling away from the hug.

"Well, I'm here now. There's nothing to worry about anymore. I'll only be here for a month or two, just here to help out some old friends." He smiled and nodded his head.

"Sapnap! Stop fucking wondering off!" I heard Dream yell from god knows where. He cringed a little at Dreams voice, before turning back and smiling at me.

"I got to get going. I'll see you soon hopefully!" I nodded my head and stared down the Prime Path, thinking about heading to Pogtopia.

"Yeah...Hopefully..."

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