CrackHeaded Energy

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Sato: Are they on crack???

Yuuga: I do believe the right question is; what the actual fuck is wrong with these people??

Midoriya: Mister Aizawa!! Get back to class!! I'm genuinely scared!!

MisterZawa: Listen here you little shits, I'm stuck with 2 kids, a cat and a fucking bird, oh, and Miss Joke but that's besides the point. What do you want?!

Arakan: Has Sent A Video

Arakan: Explain enough?

MisterZawa: Fuck- they put him in a skirt again.

Shoto: When he's back to normal, I'm showing him this. :)

Tenya: Do it, I dare you.

Tenya: Mister Todoroki seems highly uncomfortable and we're having Yamomo copy a pair of the boy's pants. We make everyone comfortable here, parent or not.

Masaru: LISTEN! We're NOT high, this is my daily routine and I'm a little weird, not on cocaine kiddies.

Enji: We're all the same age...

Masaru: My boyfriend is in his thirties and looks like a walking thirst trap, your's is...just bigger-

Masaru: Hahahahahahaha, that sounded dirty.

Masaru: Also, Yama Yama-San looks like a hippie, more of one anyhow.

Tsu: Mister Bakudad, what are the nicknames for your friends?

Katsuki: Yeah- Asking for a friend. :)

Midoriya: Bitch—?!

Masaru: Let's see...uhm, Enji-San, Flame-Boi.
Zawa, Kitty.
Hippie, Yama Yama-San.
Nem-Nem, Nemo, Slut.
Erm, I think that's it.. Oh wait!! The girls!

Enji: You call- you call Nemuri Nemo???

Masaru:...Yes. :D

Masaru: Now! The other girls oh and Ten.
Inko's were, Floaty, Green Hair and Inky.
Mi*suki's were, Bitch.
Rei's were, Bitch #2.
And Tensei's were, Hot Stuff, Doll Face, Four Eyes and Blue Hair.

Katsuki: You suck at this shit.

Masaru: I mean— that's what I do so like 👀

MisterZawa: Mini-Bakugou says he'll blow people's faces off, now he's on his knees blowing something else.

Katsuki: I—

Shoto: Is he wrong though?

*Katsuki Has Left The Chat*

Midoriya: Wow Mister Aizawa-

MisterZawa: I've been corrupted, don't blame me.

Masaru: Lying bitch-

Enji: You are a lying bitch.

*Tenya Has Added BloodBitch To The Chat*

BloodBitch: Mf liar.

MisterZawa: I'm- Midoriya is now my favorite student.

Tenya: Oh? Well then, when you get a message from Uncle Hizashi asking about a “hidden stash”, it wasn't ME but your favorite student. :)

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