¿Smash Or Pass?

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Nozomi: Let's play a game!

Tenya: We're in class???

Momo: They don't care.

Jirou: Really don't dude

Tenya: ...What's the game?

Arakan: Smash or pass!

Denki: Ooooo k! But uh- who????

Katsuki: The fuck is going on??

Kirishima: Broooo!! Let's do pro heros!!

Katsuki: Aizawa's gon' beat your asses!

Shoto: I fear this already.

Shoto: Let's do it.

Shoji: You all have problems.

Denki: No

Denki: We all need therapy :)

Ojiro: I-

Yuuga: Monomaaaaa~

Monoma: Whaaaaaaat???

Yuuga: You're ugly ;)~

Monoma: U're a bitch u fucking bottom!

Shoji: Bottom?

Tenya: Monoma, you're a bottom as well.

Monoma: Shhhhhhhh

Shinsou: Alright, let's play this damn game.

Denki: SHOULD u be playing tho?? Cuz like??? Aizawa an all???

Shinsou: ...lets play this shit alright?? I'm bored!

Kirishima: Ok! Smash or Pass—

Katsuki: All Might

Koda: ಠ_ಠ

Katsuki: (๑ↀᆺↀ๑)

Koda: Pass

Jirou: He was good looking when he had muscles dude, pass

Denki: Pass

Kirishima: pass—

Midoriya: Pass pass pass! Kacchan! Why??

Katsuki: First one to pop in my head ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Nozomi: 1. Pass 2. Don't tell me he fills ur weird ass fantasies???

Arakan: Pass, and yeah- does he??

Katsuki: FIRST OF FUCKING ALL—

Katsuki: NO! SECOND! THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS?!?!

Denki: Imagine Kacchan thinking about All Might THAT way XD

Kirishima: I didn't want to, I am now tho-

Tenya: whyyyy???

Jirou: Let's go for another hero before Bakugou kills us.

Kirishima: Alright! Smash or Pass—

Midoriya: Present Mic

Katsuki: I mcfucking hate you.

Koda: Pass, he's too loud
(◞ ‸ ◟ㆀ)

Shoto: Pass, All Might and Mic, but, if it pissed off my old man to sleep with All Might- ok.

Sato: We'll just ignore that Bakugou said, “I hate you” to Midoriya and it was AFTER he said “Present Mic”??

Nozomi: Oh yeah! Why did you say that Bakubabe?

Katsuki: ...fuck you.

Midoriya: He had a thing for him when we were younger ;)

Katsuki: 凸( •̀_•́ )凸

Tenya: You, you had a thing for Mic???

Katsuki: I WAS ELEVEN!!! DON'T JUDGE ME YOU FUCK!!

Midoriya: Mic, Endeavor, Aizawa, Ingenium :)

Midoriya: And, you were thirteen, lmao.

Katsuki: WHAT. THE. FUCK?!?!

Tenya: MY BROTHER???

Jirou: Omfg—

Denki: Mister Aizawa too?? XD

Tsu: That's pretty gay Bakugou

Katsuki: STFU FROG BITCH!!

Tsu: Make me, mistake.

Shinsou: This is actually funny

Monoma: He's laughing his ass off atm-

Yuuga: They both are, Ten, help, I'm scared

Tenya: MY??? BROTHER???

Katsuki: FUCK YOU TOO!!

Tenya: ANYONE! LITERALLY ANYONE! AND YOU CHOSE MY BROTHER OF ALL PEOPLE???

Momo: Oml-

Shoji: Guys- Mister Aizawa is staring.

Tokoyami: Iida just cussed-

Tokoyami: Outloud

Katsuki: DEKU LITERALLY FUCKING SAID HE'D DIE IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO VLAD!! WTF YOU ALL COMING FOR ME!?

Shoto: My, old man?

Katsuki: ...( ̄- ̄)

*Katsuki Has Gone Offline*

Masaru: Wow

Uraraka: So, you two really are alike

Tsu: Ochako

Uraraka: What? Just saying

Shoto: Exactly how are they alike? Aside from being son and father, I don't see much comparison.

Midoriya: Spiky hair, both are blond asf, sweat smells like caramel or honey, explosions, hides themselves with a persona they made up to hide their true feelings 👀

Masaru: Little shit

Uraraka: I'm pretty sure you both sleep with more than one person 😒

Masaru: Ah, you're right, I do!

Masaru: And both of them are your teachers, keep talking shit floaty bitch.

Shoto: My boyfriend- had a thing for my dad????

Masaru: Have you seen the man? I called Tensei “hot stuff” and “doll face” when I was younger, you all seriously need to look at these heros.

Masaru: Maybe the ones you're not related to though-

Kirishima: Uhm, this game took a very big turn-

Nozomi: LMAO!! BAKUBABE HAD FANTASIES ABT OUR TEACHERS AND ENDEAVOR!!! XDDD

Denki: MIDORIYA EVEN HAD A THING FOR MF VLAD KING!!!

Shinsou: MY FUCKING FACE HURTS!!!

Midoriya: in the words of Iida, FUCK ME

Tenya: MY BROTHER?!?!?!!

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