🔪His Mistake🔪

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Kirishima: And that's why I didn't have my phone.

Denki: Daumn

Katsuki: next time, let us know if you're going somewhere and not gonna have your phone.

Nozomi: YEAH DUDE! IF WED KNOWN U WHERE GONNA VISIT UR MOM WE WOULDN'T HAVE HAD 2 WORRY SO MUCH!

Kirishima: Again, sorry guys 🙏🏽😔

Arakan: It's all right Shark boy

Kirishima: :D

BloodBitch: If you little fucks don't go to sleep, I swear-

Arakan: SHIT! SCATTER!!

BloodBitch: Bitch what??

8:27 AM

Masaru: Hey Zawa Zawa-San?

MisterZawa: Yes M?

Masaru: Uhm, remember that friend that helped Enji-San?

MisterZawa: Yes, I do remember. Why?

Masaru: Well uhhhhhh

BloodBitch: He's in your contacts, if you GIVE me the damn phone I can show you.

Masaru: HOW DO I KNOW YOU AIN'T LYING?!

Denki: why u always lyin?~

BloodBitch: Stfu

Denki: :'O

Mineta: Go back to sleep.

Denki: Wha?? Yyyyyyyy??

Mineta: It's Saturday! Go to sleep!

Mineta: You either SLEEP, or you study with me; your choice. :)

Denki: NIGHT Y'ALL!

Midoriya: Y'all 🤠

Arakan: y'all 🤠

Shoto: stfu

Katsuki: What's the old man even going on about??

Enji: One of his boyfriends 👀

Masaru: Bitch what?✋🏼😀

MisterZawa: We'd know if he had another boyfriend, really. We'd be the first to know.

Mineta: Soooooo, I haven't been here that long but uhm, ‘we’?

Enji: Aizawa and Mic are dating Masaru

Mineta: Oooooh, that makes more sense.

Momo: Masaru is actually on the phone right now, freaking out like a girl talking to her crush.

Momo: Also, Mineta, where are you if you're talking to us and not sleeping like Denki?

Mineta: Oh! I'm getting some groceries! Ai said she would come with but she got caught up with her parents, so I'm just getting what I thought we'd need.

Katsuki: OI! We need sum chocolate please!

Mineta: Oh yeaaahh!

Koda: Did we miss something?

Sato: Miss Midnight wants us dead- I'm sure of it

Jirou: Hahahahaha, I know where her box is now.

Mineta: Tmi

Jirou: YOU of all people are saying “tmi”?

Mineta: Uhm, yes(?).

Tsu: Who are you and what did you do with Mineta??

Mineta: But...I am Mineta?

Katsuki: Don't get dark chocolate—

Mineta: k

Tooru: Aye! Don't ignore us! WHoMsT is u??

Mineta: I'm so confused rn—

Momo: The girls are questioning why you would say something like that when it comes to something you're interested in.

Jirou: Yeah

Tooru: Mf imposter-

Ojiro: Isn't it spelled impostor?

Tooru: Stfu tail boy

Ojiro: Aight-

Mineta: Look, I just find it weird, ok??

Tsu: What?? You always make inappropriate comments about this type of stuff, what changed?

Mineta: Damn it, I'm busy, I'll talk to you all later, or not.

Denki: Wait! Mineta!

*Mineta Has Gone Offline*

Shoto: That's new.

Denki: U guys like making things worse, huh??

Momo: The girls were just simply asking questions, Kaminari.

Denki: Sure, I'm gonna go get him.

Sato: Isn't he at a store though? You wouldn't be able to find him until he came back to the dorms.

Denki: Ik where he's @ I'm not an idiot

*Denki Has Gone Offline*

Nozomi: This is a lot for one day—