🔪His Mistake🔪

Fucking Hell-

Mineta: Holy. Mother Of. Jesus.

Tooru: CALM DOWN! YOURE ABOUT TO FAINT!!!

Nozomi: Bringing him MAY have been a bad idea.

Momo: I'm not sure, I've never seen him this blushie over a guy talking to him. Interesting.

Tsu: I'm documenting this. They talked for an hour.

Masaru: Ooooo, blackmail, what happened?? :D

Momo: Did you just say- oh nevermind.

Tooru: Mineta is having a gay panic attack- it's been five minutes and we're barley out if the mall parking lot.

Mineta: HE LOOKED PRETTY!

Mineta: HIS EYES ARE HETEROCHROMIA!

Mineta: HE'S SWEET!

Mineta: HE HAS AN INTEREST IN ASTRONOMY!

Mineta: AHDJSHDKSNDKSJXOSNHXSKNDSK

Katsuki: He speaks keyboard smash, noice

Midoriya: Mineta has a very large vocabulary if he knows what Heterochromia is and how to spell it.

Mineta: Of course I know what it is, Todoroki has it. That's why his eyes are different colored. It can be inherited or can be conjured after a certain injury. It may also been seen with other disorders as well. Heterochromia iridum is the name, and I learned about it at like- five years old. :/

Shoto: Jesus fuck-

Tenya: I'm not surprised about Mineta's high vocabulary, I'm surprised by the fact he could have a normal conversation with someone else and not make it inherently weird.

Tenya: Oh, and enjoy the gay panic attacks you have when you see someone whom is amazing and perfect.

Yuuga: I'm taking this as a compliment you bear ;)

Tenya: Ah! It was!^^

Mineta: No, no, stop. Be cute else where.

Shoto: But it's nice, sometimes..

Shinsou: Disgusting.

Tokoyami: May the dark Lord be with us, stop this bullshit.

Masaru: I love this class.

Enji: I question this class—

Enji: Y'all need therapy-

Masaru: OH SHIT!

Masaru: Your ass is supposed to be at the dorms! We've gotta go!!

Enji: But...the lady there is dumb, she knows nothing and she keeps telling me no. >:/

Mineta: What does she keep telling you no for?

Enji: Her: And what do we do when we're sad?
Me: Buy more squishmallows so I can go squishmallow diving.
Her: Sir, no.
Me: But- I already ordered three...
Her: This is why- oh for the love of All Might.

Enji: She even told me not to switch between Hisashi and Kan...bitch.

MisterZawa: Wait, wouldn't it be better if you DID do that??

Enji: THAT'S WHAT I ASKED!

Katsuki: Wait......

Katsuki: OH MAH GOD!!! YOU'RE YOU'RE— YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS

Mineta: I can't tell, does this get better or worse??

Shoto: If it's bad, try and explain that to Katsuki, he's jumping around like I just gave him chocolate before bed—

Shoto: Has Sent A Video

MisterZawa: Anyone else get younger Enji vibes??

Masaru: Yes—

BloodBitch: I'm pissed, he doesn't do that anymore.

Enji: Stfu, I'll do what I want when I want, dog bitch

BloodBitch: I ain't taken shit from a mf bottom

Masaru: LMAO!

Tsu: Mineta, where did you disappear to?

Tsu: Mineta??

Tsu: We lost Mineta—

Tooru: NOOO!! HE HAD MY BAGS!!!

Momo: Stop freaking out girls!

Jirou: Oh, I'm fine.

Jirou: The others are either pissed or freaking out because he has their bags.

Momo: Bringing may have been a bad idea.

Tsu: This should have just been us.

Nozomi: maybe...idk

Katsuki: Either you're all just dicks or he isn't telling you he's reading this shit.

Mineta: Your bags are at the light, I'm going home.

Katsuki: Assholes.

Katsuki: Want me to come over?

Mineta: Nah, I'll be fine. Might catch up on studying, I have an essay I need to finish up.

Katsuki: Alright...show me the essay when you're done! I wanna see what you've got!

Mineta: will do, (=ﾟωﾟ)ﾉᵗᵗʸˡ

Katsuki: K! ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ／❤

*Mineta Has Gone Offline*

Tsu: Found the bags....

Tooru: And everything is in them....

Jirou: Left us some chocolate too.

Nozomi: Wait—

Momo: It's dark chocolate—

Katsuki: Ah, the best message.

Momo: What does it mean-?

Enji: He said fuck you

Katsuki: He said fuck you

BloodBitch: Creepy asf—