DEKU!!!

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Uraraka: PLEASE

Uraraka: DEKU!!

Midoriya: No.

Uraraka: ASS

Midoriya: HES YOUR BOYFRIEND??? FUCK HIM AND HOPE FOR THE BEST???

Tenya: This group is open to all. What are you two on about?

Uraraka: MY BOYFRIEND WANTS TO DO SOMETHING BUT IM SCARED BECAUSE WHAT IF I GET PREGNANT?????????????????????

Tenya: Then - then don't have sex???

Uraraka: Yes, very helpful Iida.

Midoriya: Use a condom you dumbass.

Uraraka: What if it breaks??

Midoriya: We have Plan B for a reason. Are you seriously this fucking stupid?

Uraraka: What if I forget to take it????

Midoriya: THEN HAVE HIM REMIND YOU YOU FUCK. IM PRETTY SURE HE WONT FUCKING FORGET!

Uraraka: Yeah??? And how do you know?! HM?!

Midoriya: Uraraka, I'm very close to going to your boyfriend and fucking him myself if you keep asking me stupid shit.

Uraraka: I -

Uraraka: I mean, at least the two of you would be getting along. <3

Midoriya: I'm going to fucking kill myself.

Midoriya: And your name will be the first I'm my suicide note.

Uraraka: Well, at least we'll know I achieved something Bakugou couldn't. <3

Katsuki: Best thing I've heard all year.

Katsuki: About Floaty achieving something that is.

Tsu: It's clearly because she's a woman. 🐸

Katsuki: Obviously.

Uraraka: Duh. Everything he does sucks as much dick as Todoroki's family.

Shouto: That should hurt, but it's true, so I won't deny anything.

Uraraka: How did a house filled with unhinged fucks end up all being bottoms?

Shouto: Well, actually, only SOME of us are bottoms.

Shouto: Me and mom are not.

Katsuki: TRUE! I CAN BACK SHOUTO ON HIS PART!!

Koda: Kat -

Katsuki: Sorry...😥

Koda: 👍🏽❗️ 🐰🐰❓

Katsuki: YES

Midoriya: Tf does that even mean???

Katsuki: He wants to know if I'll come and see the new bunnies he got!

Uraraka: You're a dick that can speak Koda.

Uraraka: I still can't get over that.

Tenya: Why must you be the only ones awake at this hour?

Uraraka: I'm confused and horny, why else would I be asleep? 🤨🤨🤨

Tenya: I would like to self delete.

Katsuki: Haaaah, Iida used Denki language. 🤭🤭

Tenya: Go to sleep or else.

Katsuki: Or else what? 🤨🤨

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⏰ Last updated: Jan 23, 2023 ⏰

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