🔪His Mistake🔪

lmao, y'all thought

Tenya: Katsuki Bakugou!!

Katsuki: Hmm??

Tenya: Did you seriously hack into our phones and make up an entire conversation that didn't exist?

Katsuki: Whaaaaa?? Me?? No! Never!

Midoriya: He isn't lying, he needed Natsuo's help. :/

Katsuki: SEE! THIS IS WHY YOU'RE STILL DAD-LESS!!!

Midoriya: Both you and I know that that isn't a God damn word.

Katsuki: Is now.

Midoriya: Tf?? Says who??

Katsuki: Says me ofc (*´﹀'*)

*Midoriya Has Gone Offline*

MisterZawa: So YOU were the one who hacked into the News stations????

Katsuki: IT WAS NATSUO'S FAULT!! HE TALKED ME INTO IT! I'M SORRY DAD!!

MisterZawa: You're on house arrest for the next three days. That being said, Eri will be over at the teacher's dorms instead of students.

Katsuki: Nooo!!! I wanna see Eri-Chan!! ˚‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )‧º·˚

MisterZawa: You did something illegal, be lucky I'm not telling the police.

Katsuki: Ok, I'm sorry, thank you, have a nice night.

MisterZawa: Good night Katsuki.

*Katsuki Has Gone Offline*

Nozomi: Doesn't change the fact that Kiri and Kami r DEF actin up :/

Tenya: Agreed, that is true.

Toru: Don't worry! I'm sure they're fine!

Tsu: Yeah, they may be doing some of the weird stuff you guys do on a daily basis.

Jirou: Bakugou just called Aizawa dad—

Masaru: Least it wasn't daddy, like some people 👀

Enji: Fuck you

MisterZawa: Oh, how is Rei? I heard she is getting out for a few hours tomorrow morning. Are you ready to see her Enji?

Enji: ✧⁺⸜(●˙▾˙●)⸝⁺✧

Shoto: WE'RE ALL HAPPY!

Shoto: WE'RE ALL READY!

Shoto: ACTUALLY, I'M NOT!

Shoto: BUT YOU GET THE POINT!

Tsu: I looked up ways to get rid of period cramps, not get pregnant. 😒

Enji: I did that when I was younger, complete BULLSHIT.

Tsu: Like?? Why though??

Enji: Just another “easy" way to get rid of the hell ig

Tsu: I'm. 16

Enji: Just- like- ask your s/o???

Tsu: Did you do that? 😒

Enji: Will I be criticized if I was to say yes?

Shoto: 😃

Nozomi: 😃

Jirou: 😃

Monoma: 😃

Hitoshi: Fuck that emoji shit, you did what now?

Masaru: Experiments children, experiments.

Enji: DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD WORK!! DON'T KNOCK IT TIKK YOU TRY IT! >:/

Momo: Can we PLEASE get to the fact that Bakugou made it were some of us were murdered by his own FATHER???

Masaru: Idk, woulda made for a good ass story.

Momo: I'm not even going to try.

Masaru: Good, wouldn't have worked.

Mineta: WHO ELSE FORGOT ABOUT BAKUGOU'S BIRTHDAY?????!!!!

Nozomi:....

Tenya:....

Midoriya:....

Masaru: You kids suck—

Enji: Even I sent him presents—

Midoriya: FUCK ME!