The Daily Thoughts of the Pastas

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BEN ' S POV

I like potatoes. They're nice and round and they taste good. I wish I could be a potato. I'd probably be a sad potato. Yeah, if I was a potato I'd be sad because I'd be an ugly potato and I'd shame my family and we'd get banned from potato land.

My life sucks.

Toby ' s POV

"RC-sama  you are senpai. Come to me, Senpai." As if on cue, RC-sama  climbed out of the TV, and on to Toby ' s lap. "Senpai has noticed you." "YAAASSS !!!"

Masky's  POV

Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapenisaaaaaaakkkkkkeeeeee

Hoodie's POV

Penises grow on trees.

Jeff's POV

Man, I have one sexy butt.

Jane's POV

Boob soup. ((Jane is les.))

EJ's POV

What would I look like as a pony...? I'd bet I'd be sexy. Ha, I bet BEN would just be an ugly potato that got banned from potato land.

LJ's POV

CANDY  CANDY CANDY CANDY CANDY CANDY CANDY SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR FOOD FOOD FOOD CCCCHHHHHHIIIIIILLLLLDDDDDDRRRRRRREEEEENNNNN

Sally's POV

MY LITTLE PONY, MY LITTLE PONY, AAAHHHHHAAAHHH MY LITTLE PONY! I USES TO WONDER WHAT FRIENDSHIP COULD BE, TILL- Damn it...CHARLIE YOU BETTER DRINK THAT FUCKING TEA YA LIL BITCH.

Slender's POV

AND AS LONG AS I GOT MY SUIT AND TIE-

GenderSwapBENDrowned 's POV

Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrr

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