I crawled out of bed, feeling tired and drained. "Man did I sleep rough!" I look down, seeing I slept on my dick wrong and got a boner. "Ah, damnit!" I groaned, walking to the bathroom. "I need a cold shower." I squirmed, struggling to pull my hoodie over my head. I looked at myself in the mirror. "Man.....I need to lay of the waffles.....AH WHO AM I KIDDING? THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN!" I laughed a little and reached for the button of my pants. I stopped, suddenly puking every where (my auto correct put everyone.....imagine people just falling out of Tobys mouth.....) "Aw fu-" Before I could even finish, I began puking even more. "Hey Toby, Sle- Toby?" I heard BEN say in my room. I struggled to get up and lean over the sink. "In here...." I said, weakly. "Oh Zalgo! Here, lets get you to EJ and after that Ill clean this for you, got it?" "T-Thanks BEN." BEN left, going to get EJ, while I stood there, puking up every waffle and pancake I had ever eaten.
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"Oh dear lord Toby, what happened to you?" EJ said, quickly running over to me and rubbing my back. "I don't know...." EJ inspected me, and applied pressure to certain parts of my body (NOT THE DICK, not the dick). Finally, he put his ear to my stomach. "What the fuck are you doing?!" "SHOULD HAVE YOU USED A CONDOM, REMEMBER CHILDREN, YOU CAN GET PREGNANT NO MATTER GAY OR NOT, CONDOMS ARE IMPORTANT!" He yelled. "What!? Wait....am I.......PREGGERS?!" "YOU'RE PREGGERS."
PREGGERS IM PREGGERS
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Ticked {TICCI DROWNED TOBY X BEN LOVE STORY}
FanfictionTicci Toby always thought there was someone for everyone, everyone except him. That is until he realised his Pri- I mean Geek charming has been sitting right in front of him for quite a while. How blind is that douche bag?!
