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Noodle's Death (TRAGIC)

In 2007 George W. Bush, having a childhood grudge against Noodle due to an accident in Japan involving him, Noodle, three large anvils, a helicopter, and (thus, explaining his low I.Q), sent helicopters to destroy the flying windmill she is on.

Luckily, Noodle escaped the windmill unharmed only to land in a giant room filled with heads that ate her, although her soul went to hell and Murdoc just happened to be there on vacation, so he rescued her and brought her back to life.

The band filed a lawsuit against the president for being such a stupid bitch and received 20,000 dollars in the process. Joe Biden described Bush's actions as worse than firing missiles on Disneyland.

Now some alien that Murdoc made replaced Noodle, which is a lot better than the old one because she can shoot bullets out of her mouth and her ass and can make weird car alarm noises.

She also has lots of weapons used to torture 2D because she really hates him. She likes to shoot at fat cops with a shotgun and also likes to wear a weird commie hat all the time because she thinks she is a communist.

However, it has recently been proven that this is not the actual way Pasta died. It's actually a different way because I need more things to put in this chapter.

One day Murdoc hit 2D with a shoe, and asked him to play Feel Good Inc. with him because he was bored of performing warthog taxidermy and wanted to do something else.

2D said sure and they went to Kong Studios. Murdoc went through the door and 2D went in through the window because his damaged brain thought it would be faster. He got stuck and Murdoc and Russel had to pull him out of the window which took them 2 hours. They forgot about playing Feel Good Inc., and Murdoc went outside to do some yoga. 

2D went downstairs to the trashed kitchen filled with roaches and saw Russel pensiveing. He asked him why he was sad and Russel announced:

Noodle has Ovarian Cancer

2D gsaped and went outside to tell Murdoc the tragic news.

Murdoc was outside doing yoga and making Murdoc noises "hhnnggg yoga"

2D announced the news to Murdoc and Murdoc gsaped

The three went to the hospital Noodle was at and once they got there told her they were so upset not because she was dying but because they wanted to play Feel Good Inc. 

Noodle didn't care and unplugged her life support and got up because she is one of the four horsemen of godly powers.

They were playing Feel Good Inc. when Noodle weakly announced that she "didn't feel so good inc", and she disappeared in particles. 

Apparently she didn't die but she teleported to the ship from On Melancholy Hill.

The band all gsaped together and then split up because Murdoc.