1: Gorillaz consists of many different races. For example, the main band consists of a black character, an Asian character, a British character, and a pickle.
2: Gorillaz are known for shitting their pants on stage. In one interview, Damon Albarn states: "I shit my pants on stage every time I perform. But, I don't tell anyone because I don't want people to know I have shit running down my leg."
This shocking news from Damon caused fans to create and spread the #FreeTheShit campaign, where they began to shit everywhere in protest.
3: Their first live performance changed people's sexuality. Have you ever seen a live performance that has changed your life? Well, this live performance changed many people's lives in sexy ways. During their live performance of "Clint Eastwood", Del tha Funky Homo falls off of stage and his pants & thong fall off.
This changed many people's sexualities. They realized they were not attracted to males or females, but they were attracted to ghosts. This sparked up the usage of the term "Spectrophilia" otherwise known as Ghostsexual.
4: MY WIFE FUCKING LEFT ME
5: Gorillaz and Hatsune Miku have done a collab.
6: Damon All Barn and Jamie Hewlett are woke and cool. In one interview, Jamie Hewlett says the term "fellow kids", proving he is one with the children and very woke. Damon All Barn has also stated similar things, including the terms: "cool beans", "get the cool shoeshine", "I am drunk", "I'm in love with Gordon Ramsey's forehead wrinkles", etc.
7: The official national anthem and anthem of Murdocism is Murdoc is God. Also, Murdoc is God is played non-stop on loop at The Church of Murdoc.
8: Murdoc may be a weird creepy pickle bitch at times, however in one video on PornHub, which Murdoc has tried multiple times to get deleted, he is shown dancing in a thong to Britney Spear's "Toxic", in Noodle's bedroom. Many people found it attractive and one person even got the video tattooed on their eyes.
9: Gorillaz characters are so rich and cash cash money that Murdoc owns real Egyptian silk. Also, 2D has a closet for a bedroom because Murdoc forced him to live there.
10: Murdoc is a nob
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FanficThis book tells us all about Gorillaz(in a nutshell); members of the band, other characters, the backstory, and extras. (None of this information is correct, this is a joke for legal reasons). Murdoc has heavily edited this book. Please vote if you...
