"Psst, Bethany," whispered Kammy.
"Ugh, what," asked Bethany groggily. Bethany was still lying on the couch next to Anthony. Anthony had his arm wrapped tightly around her and was still asleep with a small smile on his face.
"Ian and I woke up and came out here and saw you guys sleeping. It was so freaking cute! Anyway, Ian and I had this idea that we should prank Anthony. You up to it?"
"Is that even a question? What's the prank?"
"So, we were just thinking about doing the classic. You know, where you draw all over their face and put whipped cream on their hand and tickle their nose," responded Ian.
"PFFF! Oh my gosh, Ian! Okay, okay. Let's do it!"
"Cool beans! As long as I'm the one that gets to draw penises on his face," squealed Ian.
"You got it!" The three friends began to draw on Anthony's face with black sharpie markers. Bethany slipped Anthony's shirt off sneakily and admired his manliness.
"Damn," Bethany whispered.
"Bethany! This is no time to get turned on! Hurry up and draw on him before he wakes up, yo," Kammy said. Bethany giggled and continued to draw. After Ian had drawn at least 14 penises on Anthony's body they were finished with the drawing and Ian got up to get the whipped cream out of the fridge.
Ian walked over seductively with the can of whipped cream near his crotch, pointing it up. "Hey, do you wanna...you know, suck on this? The whipped cream that is."
"Oh Ian, you know it. I wanna do you. Uh- a favor! I wanna do you a favor!" Kammy and Ian blushed simultaneously while Bethany sat next to Anthony trying not to gag.
"Ian, can we please just put some of the whipped cream in Anthony's hand, now," Bethany pleaded.
"Whatev." Ian grabbed the can, still near his crotch, placed it near Anthony's hand and began making grunting noises. Ian squeezed the top of the can and whipped cream went in a giant pile in Anthony's hand.
"IAN! P-uh-lease! We all know it's not THAT big," cried Bethany. Ian's expression faded into a fake frown and he soon couldn't contain his laughter and had to walk away so he wouldn't wake Anthony.
"Okay, Bethany, tickle Anthony's nose."
"Ugh, why me?"
"You're his lover! Fucking do it," Ian exclaimed.
"Fine, I'll do it, but just know that I am not his lover!"
"Whatever you say, Bethany," Kammy agreed with Ian. Bethany rolled her eyes and tickled Anthony's nose. Anthony threw his hand up and slapped the whipped cream all over his face. Everyone began laughing and couldn't control it. Bethany, since she thinks everything is 3x as funny as it actually is, fell to the ground and literally started ROFLing.
"What's so funny, Bethany," Anthony asked.
"Y-your. Face," cried Bethany between gasps.
"Oh, you think this is funny? What if it was on...YOUR FACE?!" Anthony jumped up and ran over to where Bethany was lying on the ground. He sat on top of her, pinning her arms down and started wiping his face on hers.
"A-Anthony! St-stahp!" Bethany was laughing like she was a five year old having her toes tickles or something. Anthony stood up and chuckled deeply. He grabbed Bethany's hands and lifted her up gently, pulling her into a comforting hug.
"Hey, since you have whipped cream on your face... and I have whipped cream on my face... what do you say to helping each other get it off in the shower together," Anthony suggested.
"Anthony! Come on, bro! Kammy and I would rather not hear about your intimate fantasies," Ian whined.
"Actually, I'm going to have to take a rain check on that one. I will help you wash it off in the sink though...as long as we keep our clothes on."
"I miiiighhhtt keep my clothes on," Anthony winked, jokingly.
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A couple days passed of the four just hanging out together playing video games. It was finally Christmas morning and Ian woke up and hopped out of bed. He ran around the house in his onsie screaming that it was Christmas and Santa had actually come again this year and ate all of his cookies.
"Hah, I'm actually the one that always eat his cookies," Anthony laughed. "He still believes in Santa, so don't say anything about him not being real or else he'll scream something like, 'SANTA IS REAL! I SAW HIM AT THE MALL!'"
After they all opened their presents, Anthony suggested going out and getting Chinese food.
"Aww, firetruck yes! I'm freakin' huuungry," Bethany bellowed. The group squeezed into Anthony's car. Bethany was in the passenger seat and Ian and Kammy sat in the back seat the entire ride, snuggling. The sleek, black car pulled into the closest Chinese restaurant and the four scrambled inside.
"Mmm, I haven't had Chinese food in forever! I love rice! Oh, oh! And I looove Asian people," Bethany said excitedly.
"But you love Mexicans more, right?"
"Oh, Anthony! Stop flirting," Kammy said, a wee bit irritated. She was unhappy about the restaurant they chose. She hates Chinese food.
Anthony yawned and stretched his arm out and around Bethany, smoothly.
"Real original, Anthony," Ian gasped. At the exact moment Ian finished speaking, two tall men walked over to their table.
"Uh, hey guys. What's up," Anthony asked.
"Hey, who are you," the tallest man questioned.
"Well, I'm Anthony and this is my best friend, Ian and our two 'friends' Bethany and Kammy. Now, who are you?"
"I'm Damon. This is my best friend Nathan. Why do you have your arm around my girlfriend, dude?"
"W-what? Your girlfriend? Bethany's not your girlfriend, man. She's single and I'm makin' my moves on her. She might be mine soon," Anthony said winking.
"Bethany, you told this guy you were single," Damon asked, confused.
"Yeah, Damon. I am. We were never dating. You just gave me your number..."
"Can I talk to you really quick? Alone," Damon asked. Bethany got up and smiled at Anthony as she walked away from the table. She strolled over towards Damon and stood waiting for him to speak up.
"Hey, uh. You know, ever since we hung out that one day... I couldn't stop thinking about you. You're the most beautiful girl I've ever met. Will you, uh... I don't really do this too often so I don't really know how to ask you, but uh, will you go out with me?"
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DUN DUN DUNNN! XD What do you guys think Bethany should do? Should she continue to allow Anthony to use his "moves" on her or should she go out with Damon? Eh? Eh? Decisions, decisions. Thank you for reading and fanning! Please vote! <3
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Smoshers in Sacramento
HumorA pair of best friends make a promise to move to California together. This is the story of them living their dreams.