Smoshers in Sacramento

Oh my Herman! It's him!

"Okay, so that's all of Sacramento," exclaimed Damon.

"Whoa, it's beautiful," said Kammy, astonished.

"So, what do you guys want to do now," asked Nathan.

"Uh, actually, Kammy and I were going to go to our house for the first time since moving here and start unpacking."

"Oh, cool. Well, call us if you need any help," whispered Damon.

"Bye," they all screeched together.

"That was nice of them. Let's get back home so we can start that unpacking, yo," enthused Kammy.

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"UGH. Finally we've finished. That just took us, hmm, just about five hours. Should we skype our parents and give them a tour or something, Kammy?"

"OK! ME FIRST! Mwahaha!" Kammy proceeded to hop into the computer chair and go to Skype. She quickly called her parents and waited for them to answer.

"Kaitlyn! Why didn't you Skype me sooner?! I've been sitting here on my laptop for six hours waiting for your call and I never freaking got one! If you do this again I'm making you come back here and live with us again," yelled Kammy's mother.

"Mom! Calm yo tits! Bethany and I were at the beach and these two really attracti- uh, nice guys gave us a little tour around Sacramento. We left them and came back here to our sweet new house and unpacked for five hours. We're fine, mom."

"HEY DEBBIE," squealed Bethany as if she didn't hear Kammy's mom was angry.

"Hello, Bethany. Now, you better make sure you start going to bed on time because I cannot have you sleeping late and failing college, young woman, and you better eat healthily like bananas and apples-"

"Mom! Okay! We will do all of that! Sheesh. Well I'm going to go. Bethany still has to call her family," Kammy stops the call feeling a wee bit upset.

"Oooookaay, then. I'm just going to call my mommy now."

"You're mommy," mimicked Kammy.

"Yes my mommy!! Shut up before I got to yo' house, steal yo' graham crackers and run away!!"

"You would just be stealing your own graham crackers freakin' idiot."

"I told you to shut up," Bethany started hitting Kammy on the arm playfully when Kammy started poking Bethany in the side making her jump six feet in the air.

"Uhh, hello," answered a deep voice from Skype.

"Hey dad," Bethany said not looking towards the computer screen. "We're going to give you a tour of our house, k? So you walk in this door over here and you immediately enter our living room and then you enter the dining room. The dining room is right next to the kitchen and then down this creepy hallway is-"

"Uh, I think you dialed the wrong Skype name," said the deep voice.

"Psh, dad don't be so silly. Like I was saying, down this hallway are three bedrooms. The bigger one with the attached bathroom is Kammy's and then mine's the smaller one with the bathroom across the hall. We just use the third bedroom as an office/ prop room, y'know. Then-"

"OH. MY. HERMAN. Bethany! Shut up and look at the freaking computer!!"

"It's- it's, I- I can't- n-" squealed Bethany as she passed out and hit her head on the coffee table.

Kammy scrambled up off of the couch and started jumping up and down. "It's Ian Hecox! MARRY ME!"

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ERMAHGERD. They found Ian! WHAAAATT? XD Anyway, sorry this chapter is quite boring. I was having trouble thinking of what to write about so sorry about that. Tell me what I should put in my next chapter, please? No? Okay. Thank you for taking your time and reading this, I love you. I'm going to go now, soooooo, bye!