Hampter x Jesus

Holy water

His fur soaking wet he felt a slap.

"WUhHH~" He moaned.

The silk hand stayed on his cheek.

"The fuck." The deep voice said.

"Damn jesus you got one strong hand."

"I'm jesus."

"And."

"Why did you kill those people?" Jesus sounded slightly irritated.

"For fun."

"But why-?"

"Why did you spray water on me, bitch."

Jesus smacked his face.

This guy is harder than I thought.

"Why do you care anyways?" Hampter was mentally ill, lonely, touch starved, and had attatchment issues.

Not like this isn't me

He leaned in closer to jesus.

"it's my job."

"How come you were looking over me and not anyone else."

"Look, kid, I don't have all the time in the fucking world."

"I thought you were jesus?"

"Yeah-"

"Well then you'll have to wait." Hampter took his hand and threw him in a dumpster next to the dead bodies.

'Ew wtf is that-" Jesus held his nose, at the same time trying to get away from hampter.

"What are you-"

Hampter threw Jesus's holy cloak off and licked his crusty ass lips.