Hampter x Jesus

Yeah yeah

This is 13+ for any kid on wattpad.

Oh shit thats me

anyways

Jesus pulled on Hampters hair as he went inside him. His pea of a dick looked more of a pussy you could barely see it.

Hampters slong was so long that it went up and threw his stomach, around his organs, and out his mouth. Jesus sucked on that best bit. He was choking on it but it was ok.

He was Jesus

Hampter went harder into him. They both let out moans every two seconds.

It was so hard for jesus to breathe but he said with a mouthful

"Keep going." Soon shrek turned up.
'woah my dude, this is a bit much for my small eyes."

He shrugged.

"I'm coming in anyways." He ripped off his asthetic shitty clothes and jumped in. His boobs bumped into Jesus and it attacked Hampter.

"yeah, join in." Hampter said through a moan. Shrek went to jesus's mouth and the dick through jesus's mouth went into shreks body. He let out a karl moan and went on with it. The moans were non stop. Barney come up and gasped.

"Can I join? and you can't do this here!" He teleported them to a private place and gave Hampter some milk.

"To grow the dick." He winked. Then he lifted his ginormous tail and the dick grew longer.

They were all moaning until Barney had to leave.

"Sorry I have to go, my wife is calling for me."

shrek answered his phone aswell.

"Yooo dude, thats my wife aswell."

"We cheated together on here, alright." They both left.

Hamter sucked in his dick back and white stuff spreaded everywhere. It was a whole damn pool. Jesus ate some of it and then waved.

"It was fun." He flew to the door. there was a chliff because they were on a island in the sky. he go on his legs and fell off the cliff. Hampter cried because he wanted to marry jesus and he just died.

He cried and cried. Then aswell jumped off the cliff. they both died.

they had sex in hell

the end.