Ellysa is... Um... Idk.

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Ellysa: one of my friends once described me as a cat on drugs

Ellysa: I turned to him and said, "It's not called being a cat on drugs, it's called being a catwolf!"

Ellysa: then my friend walked away slowly

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Ellysa: I'm dead *lays on the floor*

Ellysa: how are you dead, Ellysa?

Ellysa: Well, Ellysa, I am dead because I can't play this song on guitar without a capo and I still need to get a capo but I can't ask mum to take me to the music shop because she's always too busy

Ellysa: oh

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Ellysa: Is this what normal people feel like when they are high? It's not that I'm high, it's just people say that I seem like I'm high. 

Ellysa: *looks at her friends who don't answer*

Ellysa: They wouldn't know, milord. They have never been high.

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Ellysa: I've never notice this before, but the ceiling is very ceilingy

Ellysa: uhhh, I think maybe I am amazing at thatnesses

Ellysa: Ellysa, you English very well

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... I think that at least one of my brain peeps take some sort of drug... How else do you explain half the things I do? 

Note: I have never been high and I don't plan on taking drugs -the bad kind, not the ones you take when you are sick or whatever. Medical drugs are fine.

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