Ellysa: *is sleeping because that's what she does*
Mum: *starts making breakfast*
Ellysa: *wakes up* foooooood!
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Believe or not, but I normally wake up when mum is just dishing out breakfast. She always says stuff like, "I thought that I shouldn't wake you..."
But what she doesn't understand is that there is food. And I like (most) food.
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My brother started year 7 today and last night this is what happened:
Brother: wake me up early, okay
Ellysa: you do realise that I'll be peacefully sleeping well after the time you go to school (he started a day earlier than me)
Brother: I'll just wake you up then
Ellysa: Do it and I'll tear your head off
-time skip to next morning-
Brother: *walks into my room*
Ellysa: *wakes up immediately because no-one is allowed to go into my room*
Brother: Morning
Ellysa: it's too early for this *is too tired to tear off his head so she just goes back to sleep*

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RandomThis is a book of random things and thoughts that I experience or think of... Yeah I have a pretty messed up mind... Don't worry, Neechan worries about my sanity, so you don't have to. ^_^ Warning: I swear in a few chapters, so expect it.