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Elias: *is eating a chicken burger and is shirtless because it's really hot and our air-con is shit* there is a lot of mayo on this burger

Mayo: *jumps out of the burger landing around Elias' mouth (I guess that doesn't make much sense, but stuff it, I'm too lazy to fix it)*

Ellysa: ELI-NII!! *walks into room* Eli-nii where's the choc- *sees Elias*

Elias: Yo! Wanna burger? *holds out burger*

Ellysa: *starts looking around the room*

Elias: what are you doing?

Ellysa: I'm looking for your seme or uke

Elias: huh?

Ellysa: *epic eyebrow wriggle [I actually can't do epic eyebrow wriggles irl]*

Elias: ! *realises what he must look like and wipes mayo off of his face*

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Lol, I thought of this while eating a chicken burger that had a lot of mayo on it.

Oh, and I said 'seme or uke' because I took a test and it said that I was a seke and if I'm a seke, than so is Elias by logic.

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Haha, that made absolutely no sense...

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