Ellysa: ELIAS!!!!!! Get your ass here right now! *is very angry*
Eli: oh shit...
Max Imum: bro your screwed...
Bunni: who's 'Elias'
Eli: I am...
Bunni: then why do we call you 'Eli'?
Eli(as): It's a nickname, like how you call Ellysa 'Lys'
Bunni: oh-
Ellysa: ELIAS!!!
-Eli ended up being brutally murdered for touching Ellysa's laptop, who has been named 'Bob' after one of Ellysa's friends.
-THE NEXT MONTH-
Elias: *walks into Ellysa's room*
Ellysa: *screams* how are you alive?!
Elias: I never died
Ellysa: mind blown *brain explodes*

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AléatoireThis is a book of random things and thoughts that I experience or think of... Yeah I have a pretty messed up mind... Don't worry, Neechan worries about my sanity, so you don't have to. ^_^ Warning: I swear in a few chapters, so expect it.